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Consultant: any ordinary guy more than fifty miles from home. -- Eric Sevareid
Consultant: an ordinary guy more than 50 miles from home. -- Eric Sevareid
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women. -- Mark Russell
Looking ahead to 2015, if you're using Facebook for business purposes, stop posting selfies. Post videos showing how your business adds value. That will stand out in Facebook's newsfeed." -Jennifer Ritchie Payette, Futurist/Change Management Consultant, Entrepreneur, and co-author Modular Career Design -- Jennifer Ritchie Payette
General consultant to mankind. -- George Bernard Shaw
I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means. -- Jimmy Kimmel
A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. -- Arnold H. Glasow
My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. -- Peter Drucker
What do you do if you're an executive who resigns? You declare yourself a consultant. -- Mo Ibrahim
A representative is free delivery; she's a personal beauty consultant. Some people want that high touch. -- Andrea Jung
I delivered lectures, and I was also a consultant for international companies in finance, both private equity and big venture capital funds. -- Ehud Barak
Robots may cut down on infection and mean a consultant can see more patients, but wouldn't you rather meet the doctor than a machine? -- Robert Winston
The first famous winemaking consultant was the late professor Emile Peynaud, who reigned over Bordeaux throughout the 1940s, '50s, '60s and '70s. -- Robert M. Parker, Jr.
I have been a systems engineer, systems administrator, a senior adviser for the Central Intelligence Agency, a solutions consultant and a telecommunications information systems officer. -- Edward Snowden
A life can get knocked into a new orbit by a car crash, a lottery win or just a bleary-eyed consultant giving bad news in a calm voice. -- David Mitchell
I am about to get involved with the biggest cancer hospital in Norway. They are building a fitness center to work with patients. I will be a consultant. -- Grete Waitz
I was involved with Wells Fargo Bank as a consultant in the late 1960s and early 1970s, when I suggested to them that they develop a product that has become known as index funds. -- Myron Scholes
My job involves a lot of different skills now - I'm as much entrepreneur and management consultant as anything else these days - but IA is still my favorite part of the work I do. -- Jesse James Garrett
For me, breastfeeding was even more painful than giving birth. And despite a lactation consultant, I felt incompetent. I forged on, barely sleeping, always either breastfeeding or pumping and never getting the hang of it. -- Bryce Dallas Howard
Perhaps they thought I was on a fact-finding mission, never for one moment thinking that a man of my age and build could be suffering from bulimia nervosa, but that's what the consultant said I had. -- John Prescott
Being a consultant is like flying first-class. The food is terrific, the drinks are cold. But all you can do is walk up to the pilot and say, 'bank left.' If you're in management, you have the controls. -- Greg Brenneman
You can't be a professor without having been a student. You can't be a consultant without having been a research associate. So, if you outsource the least sophisticated jobs, at some stage, the next step of the ladder has to follow. -- Nirmalya Kumar
It's a well-known fact that the TV camera adds 10 pounds. I don't want to say that I've been calling my Jenny Craig consultant a lot, but I'm pretty sure I'm the first spokesperson whom they've considered filing a restraining order against. -- Ross Mathews
I suppose that I was a kind of consultant for taste. Is it good taste? Or bad taste? I had an attention to detail, to what would tell best the story. Because many people get excited about the work and drift off from the story. -- John Hench
Now, I'm a failed political consultant. But sometimes fiction has a way of capturing people's imagination in a way that non-fiction doesn't. Conservatives typically haven't written much fiction - specifically political thrillers - over the years to educate, inspire and mobilize people on issues of great import, but we ought to. -- Joel C. Rosenberg
Kevin Systrom of Instagram used to work for us as a consultant in the early days of Mint. I knew him a long time ago. Maybe I could have gotten in there. But with photo sharing, I don't know if there's an obvious business model. I don't think there's a competitive, sustainable advantage. -- Aaron Patzer
The days when the words 'Hollywood actor' framed Ronald Reagan like bunny fingers as an ID tag and an implied insult seem far-off and quaint: nearly everybody in politics - candidate, consultant, pundit, and Tea Party crowd extra alike - is an actor now, a shameless ham in a hoked-up reality series that never stops. -- James Wolcott
We live in a culture that's been hijacked by the management consultant ethos. We want everything boiled down to a Power Point slide. We want metrics and 'show me the numbers.' That runs counter to the immensely complex nature of so many social, economic and political problems. You cannot devise an algorithm to fix them. -- Carl Honore
When I first started talking about running for office, a lot of people said to me, 'Don't let the consultants change you,' and I'd always assured them that I wouldn't allow it to happen. But like it or not, I had to change. Not because of a consultant, but because I started to understand the cost of a stupid mistake. -- Elizabeth Warren
My primary consultant is myself. -- Donald Trump
A consultant is only as good as their last project. -- Jon Taffer
The consultant's first obligation is to the patient, not to his brother physician. -- Burton J. Hendrick
Nah. I'm a consultant, of course. Everyone's favorite nondescript yet well-paid white-collar job. -- Richelle Mead
I'd rather throw a viper down my shirt front than hire a compensation consultant. -- Charlie Munger
Any chief executive who hires a consultant to give them strategy should be fired. -- Duff McDonald
What the hell was an acquisitions consultant? An arms dealer? A white slave trader?" -- Sarra Manning
An erudite is someone who displays less than he knows; a journalist or consultant the opposite. -- Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Donald Trump's against amnesty and I'm against amnesty, not that anybody should care what a consultant thinks. -- Kellyanne Conway
The role of a trainer or consultant is to empower the customer, not to make himself indispensable -- Bertrand Meyer
Most people want Jesus as a consultant rather than a King, and He does not come that way. -- Timothy Keller
People always say, 'Well, celebrity spokespersons have private consultants'. Well, with Jenny Craig everybody gets a private consultant. -- Kirstie Alley
Basically I was a theatre fanatic. I had a job with Home Box Office as a theatre consultant for a long time. -- Rob Urbinati
The first famous winemaking consultant was the late professor Emile Peynaud, who reigned over Bordeaux throughout the 1940s, 50s, 60s and 70s. -- Robert M. Parker, Jr.
A consultant solves other people"s problems. I could never do that. I want to help other people solve their own problems. -- Charles Handy
A consultant to be worth his salt must give honest judgments not necessarily those which he thinks the clients would like to hear. -- Andrew Thomas
It's hard to think that you're a political consultant - not many people are going to get a crack at a thing like this. -- James Carville
In future there will be no more designers. The designers of the future will be the personal coach, the gym trainer, the diet consultant, -- Philippe Starck
[Donald Trump] said on MSNBC's Morning Joe program, "My primary consultant is myself." While this may make consensus easy, the range of perspective is dangerously narrow. -- David Krieger
This aesthetic quality, then, is what politics is all about. It's authenticity that separates winners from losers, good politics from bad, and he-man leader-types from consultant-directed puppet-boys. -- Thomas Frank
Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant. -- Mark Twain
Well, actually, I had been working as a consultant to former companies of Enron, or predecessor companies of Enron and, so, I joined in 1990 to really start our wholesale merchant business. -- Jeffrey Skilling
The real problem when working with a consultant, a therapist or a coach isn't that we don't know what to do. The real problem is that we don't want to change our mind. -- Seth
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. -- Scott Adams
I came from an environment where if you see a snake, you kill it. At General motors, if you see a snake, the first thing you do is to hire a consultant on snakes. -- Ross Perot
I'm a novelist, editor, short story writer. I also teach, and I freelance sometimes as an arts consultant. Most of my books have been published by Warner Books, now known as Grand Central Books. -- Nalo Hopkinson
My job involves a lot of different skills now - I'm as much entrepreneur and management consultant as anything else these days - but IA is still my favorite part of the work I do -- Jesse James Garrett
Traditionally games never used professional writers to create their narrative, so there's definitely a residual feeling that hiring a proper writer is somewhat of a luxury, rather than a necessity. Like a feng shui consultant. -- Rhianna Pratchett

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