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How many McDonald's gift certificates would it take to sway a lot of Americans to pledge to never publicly criticize the U.S, President? -- James Bovard
The submission of her body without love or desire is degrading to the woman's finer sensibility, all the marriage certificates on earth to the contrary notwithstanding. -- Margaret Sanger
I've started collecting taxidermy: I've got a red squirrel, called Steve. I made sure he came with certificates so we know he wasn't just killed for stuffing. -- Arthur Darvill
When goods are exchanged between countries, they must be paid for by commodities or gold. They cannot be paid for by the notes, certificates, and checks of the purchaser's country, since these are of value only in the country of issue. -- Carroll Quigley
Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name. -- Anna Nicole Smith
I want to see the original long-form certificate of Donald Trump's Republican registration. -- Rand Paul
Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunterâ??s home. -- Chetan Bhagat
Fifty years ago wealth was stored and transmitted physically through gold bars, stock certificates, bank notes, and coins. -- Scott D. Cook
The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card. -- E. L. Doctorow
Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death. -- Jennifer Dunn
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. -- Donald Trump
I was fortunate enough to be an American citizen by birth and I have the birth certificate to prove it. -- Raul Labrador
No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised. -- Mitt Romney
In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. -- Will Rogers
Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate. -- Ann Coulter
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay. -- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him. -- Erma Bombeck
I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad. -- W. C. Fields
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. -- David Letterman
I used all diligence to arrive at London and therefore I now gave my crew a certificate under my hand, of my free and willing return, without persuasion or force by any one or more of them. -- Henry Hudson
You have all these people in the city and everything has become centralized. If you live outside the city and you need a birth certificate or some official paper from the government, you have to travel to the city. -- Edwidge Danticat
The umlaut isn't on my birth certificate. I had this book as a child called Chloe and Maude, and there was an umlaut on the e, and I said, I want that! It's a little flair. Just to confuse people even more. -- Chloe Sevigny
I went to regular schools and I was home schooled a lot but I don't have any history in schools. Like, I literally don't exist. I didn't even get a birth certificate until the mid-80s. I always feel like I could be, like, 10 years younger, or maybe I'm 70! -- Rose McGowan
Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald. And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac? -- Barack Obama
A mutual and satisfied sexual act is of great benefit to the average woman, the magnetism of it is health giving. When it is not desired on the part of the woman and she has no response, it should not take place. This is an act of prostitution and is degrading to the woman's finer sensibility, all the marriage certificates on earth to the contrary notwithstanding. -- Margaret Sanger
I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything. -- Karl Pilkington
Fifty years ago wealth was stored and transmitted physically through gold bars, stock certificates, bank notes, and coins. -- Scott D. Cook
I was born and raised in Zambia in 1969. At the time of my birth, blacks were not issued birth certificates, and that law only changed in 1973. -- Dambisa Moyo
My legislation, the Simple Savings Tax Relief Act of 2005, simply eliminates the taxation of interest earned in savings accounts, such as passbook savings accounts or bank certificates of deposit. -- Cliff Stearns
We don't get the Tony gift basket anymore. You used to get incredible swag - there was like $5,000 worth of stuff. I remember getting an MP3 player, gift certificates to restaurants, a three-year gym membership. -- Kevin Chamberlin
When Katrina struck in 2005, roughly 300 deaths were recorded at hospitals, long-term care facilities and in nursing homes, according to a recently published study of death certificates and disaster mortuary team records. Many of them might have been saved if they had been evacuated sooner. -- Sheri Fink
I use Ole Henriksen eye gel when I think of it, and go for facials when spa gift certificates appear as a professional thank-you or in a gift bag. Once ensconced in a facialist's chair, I let myself be coaxed into all sorts of treatments, because I'm there already, so why not? -- Sloane Crosley
I never went to drama school, I don't have any certificates saying: 'He's a qualified actor.' But I did think that 'House' was something I didn't have to apologise for. It was something I was really proud of and it was sort of... whether you liked it or not, it was undeniable. -- Hugh Laurie
I can see a day soon where you'll create your own college degree by taking the best online courses from the best professors from around the world - some computing from Stanford, some entrepreneurship from Wharton, some ethics from Brandeis, some literature from Edinburgh - paying only the nominal fee for the certificates of completion. -- Thomas Friedman
You know, I think there was a point in time when people didn't really understand how birth certificates were kept in the state of Hawaii, and now, I think that it's been pretty much disclosed that they used to have a long form and now they don't have a long form. Arizona used to have a long form, we now have a short form. -- Jan Brewer
Bonds are guaranteed certificates of confiscation -- Franz Pick
Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships, -- Brian Clough
I'm not saying that McDonald's gift certificates caused the obesity epidemic, but in retrospect, the timing is kind of suspicious. -- Jim Gaffigan
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Most people get excited over new cars; I get excited over death certificates. It's no wonder my husband worries about my state of mind. -- Rett MacPherson
The most essential requirement for leaders is neither age nor gender. It is neither certificates nor positions. It is the character that reveals trust and exemplary life. -- Israelmore Ayivor
Teachers achievements does not requires their positions. Because real teacher must not focus in certificates but instead the experiences he encounter to the learners,that he touches the future he teach. -- Adoniemar
He removed several pages of death certificates, which were picked up by another breeze and sent into the trees. Some would fall with the leaves that September. Some would fall with the trees generations later. -- Jonathan Safran Foer

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