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The ox suffers, the cart complains. -- Victor Hugo
The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise. -- Benjamin Franklin
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie. -- Mickey Mantle
Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. -- Erma Bombeck
I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart. -- Buddy Hackett
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven. -- Dennis Miller
Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway. -- Frank A. Clark
I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. -- Mitch Hedberg
Why do I always choose the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel? Is it my bad luck, or are all the carts dysfunctional? -- Rachel Nichols
I really do like being independent, and I don't want to have to rely on anyone else to cart me around if I break a bone. -- Blythe Danner
When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center. -- Rachael Ray
Even though the album is an endangered species, can we try and make a coherent and good one, even if it's like making a horse and cart at a Nascar conference? -- Chris Martin
One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. -- Lee Trevino
Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart. -- Robert Redford
A careful inspection showed them that, even if they succeeded in righting it by themselves, the cart would travel no longer. The axles were in a hopeless state, and the missing wheel was shattered into pieces. -- Kenneth Grahame
I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it. -- Mac Davis
I very rarely saw Tom Kite around. I've talked to Tom about it. I don't think Michael Jordan needed to be on the captain's cart with Kite; he needed to be walking in the gallery, supporting them from outside the ropes. -- Payne Stewart
What makes us a bit nervous is, in this instant age, to release something that might take more than one listen. Where everything is instantly judged on YouTube or something! It's a bit like releasing a horse and cart on a racetrack. -- Chris Martin
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. -- Jon Stewart
I was not great behind the counter. I had a week off without asking for it. Another time, we had a cart go up in flames, and we went out on another cart, which we wrecked by running it into the cart that was on fire. -- Mike Weir
I learned a valuable lesson doing 'Mr. Sunshine,' which is that I didn't want to be in charge because it's too much. Being in charge and acting in every scene was just too difficult. It's like eating dinner in a moving golf cart every night. -- Matthew Perry
As for restaurants and fast-food places who tip tons of oil down their drains, they are routinely encouraged to use fat traps, but enforcement is minimal. It costs money to cart away fat (although now that fat is being turned into energy, it can make money). -- Rose George
I spent a day in a neck brace on a hospital trolley after falling from a horse and cart in Ireland. All the nurses thought I was a traveler, which made me laugh. Who else comes into a hospital saying they've fallen off a horse and cart? -- Jasmine Guinness
I saw the Count lying within the box upon the earth, some of which the rude falling from the cart had scattered over him. He was deathly pale, just like a waxen image, and the red eyes glared with the horrible vindictive look which I knew so well. -- Bram Stoker
Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines and that before one can have any comprehension of the loyalty and trust of faith, one must first force one's mind to accept a host of incomprehensible doctrines. But this is to put the cart before the horse. -- Karen Armstrong
Every shot feels like the first shot of the day. If I'm on the range hitting shot after shot, I can hit them just as good as I did when I was 30. But out on the course, your body changes between shots. You get out of the cart, and you've got this 170-yard 5-iron over a bunker, and it goes about 138. -- Lee Trevino
Don't put the cart before the horse. -- John Heywood
Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart. -- John Updike
How about having a properly equipped crash cart? -- Melissa Rivers
Happiness is only the cart; love is the horse -- George Vaillant
But civlyzation doos git forrid Sometimes upon a powder-cart. -- James Russell Lowell
The cart before the horse is neither beautiful nor useful. -- Henry David Thoreau
Drive your cart and plow over the bones of the dead. -- William Blake
CART is one of the safest racing series in the world. -- Michael Andretti
When religion and politics ride in the same cart, the whirlwind follows. -- Frank Herbert
Genius is a steed too fiery for the plow or the cart. -- Henry Ward Beecher
If the work is the horse, a career makes a great cart. -- Zoe Leonard
I have a photograph of my grandfather driving a donkey cart barefoot. -- Nelly Furtado
Her singing reminds me of a cart coming downhill with the brake on. -- Thomas Beecham
He who have the fastest cart never have to play a bad lie. -- Mickey Mantle
I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs. -- Delta Burke
The labourer's muscle is that of a cart-horse, his motions lumbering and slow. -- Richard Jefferies
If CART continues on, it's just going to drag all of open-wheel racing down. -- Michael Andretti
My goal is not to upset the apple cart, but to make it more accessible. -- Tom Althouse
I think with new president Chris Pook of CART, he is very active and strong. -- Emerson Fittipaldi
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. -- Erma Bombeck
Everyone is selling something, if you can't see what people are selling, maybe you're the cart. -- Aniekee Tochukwu Ezekiel
do you fix a wheel that isn't broken, or do you wait until the cart collapses? -- Jodi Picoult
I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats; If it be man's work, I'll do't. -- William Shakespeare
I love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavored fruit roll-up. A meat roll-up. -- Kumail Nanjiani
Only the great warriors fall down from their horses; one would not fall who rides a donkey cart. -- Waheed Ibne Musa
There is no wall that is high enough to stop a horse with a cart filled with gold. -- Philip II of Macedon
I would like it if four people did a cartwheel all at once... so I can make a cart. -- Mitch Hedberg
Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top. -- Bob Hope
I don't rate myself as a fantastic, talented athlete. I just have perseverance. I'm a cart horse. I work hard. -- Colleen De Reuck
There's no backward and no forward, no day other than this. You fill your cart as you go, and that's that. -- John Burnham Schwartz
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart. -- Brent Musburger
I was a mechanic at a go-cart place, a deejay at a roller rink, a telemarketer in New York, a grocery bagger. -- Michael Rosenbaum
Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies. -- Thom Yorke
Like an ox-cart driver in monsoon season or the skipper of a grounded ship, one must sometimes go forward by going back. -- John Barth
Don't complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine. -- Joel Salatin
People are pissed off about the seemingly impossible goal of social mobility. their proposed solution is to take the wheels off the cart. -- Stan Lee
The arts of peace and the arts of war are like two wheels of a cart which, lacking one, will have difficulty in standing. -- Kuroda Nagamasa
Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans... -- Dana Gould
Not but wut abstract war is horrid, I sign to thet with all my heart, But civilysation doos git forrid Sometimes, upon a powder-cart. -- James Russell Lowell
All those little congruences and arabesques you prepared with such delicate anticipatory pleasure are gobbled up as if by pigs at a pastry cart. -- John Updike
We're not going to put the cart before the horse and just think by sending more troops, we're automatically going to make Americans safe. -- Barack Obama
Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart. -- Richard Turner
Cranes carry this heavy mystical baggage. They're icons of fidelity and happiness. The Vietnamese believe cranes cart our souls up to heaven on our wings. -- Mitchell Burgess
The soul that journey's to God, but doesn't shake off it's cares and quiet it's appetities, is like someone who drags a cart of dirt uphill. -- John of the Cross
When I was growing up in north-west London, our milkman's cart was pulled by a horse, and cattle still grazed on the meadows near Church Farm. -- Clive Sinclair
A sentence well couched takes both the sense and understanding. I love not those cart-rope speeches that are longer than the memory of man can fathom. -- Owen Feltham
To use a fighter as a fighter-bomber when the strength of the fighter arm is inadequate to achieve air superiority is putting the cart before the horse. -- Adolf Galland
I was set down from the carrier's cart at the age of three; and there with a sense of bewilderment and terror my life in the village began. -- Laurie Lee
In my opinion, no young player can develop his or her game to its highest potential if he or she rides around the course in a golf cart. -- Harvey Penick
The Kyoto theorists have put the cart before the horse. It is global warming that triggers higher levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, not the other way round. -- Andrey Kapitsa
The original item looked like a little hand cart with the figure of a man mounted on a platform between the wheels. The man's outstretched arm always pointed south. -- Kit Williams
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I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord. -- Mitch Hedberg
I never know," Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart, "What's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?" "Stalagmite's got an 'm' in it," said Hagrid. -- J. K. Rowling
Most people put the cart before the horse, which is an interesting way to go through life. They approach everything directly. In Zen we approach everything backwards or inside out. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
For one thing, I like to walk when I play golf. Now I don't walk the whole way, but I try not to be the driver when in a cart. -- Darrell Royal
A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested him. I said: Wait a minute. Isn't that golf? -- David Letterman
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. -- Dave Barry
[Vernon Jordan] and [Bill] Clinton would be in the same golf cart, they'd been out there playing golf, and every other word, folks, was what people hate [Donald] Trump for today! -- Rush Limbaugh
[Vernon Jordan] and [Bill] Clinton would be in the same golf cart, they'd been out there playing golf, and every other word, folks, was what people hate [Donald] Trump for today! -- Rush Limbaugh
A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats of constipated cart-horses. -- Frank Muir
The greenish sky glows up in misty reds, The purple shadows turn to brick and stone,The dreams wear thin, men turn upon their beds, And hear the milk-cart jangle by alone. -- Sara Teasdale
I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn. -- Ed Begley, Jr.
I go to see grand prix every year, and I watch every race on TV for sure. I probably go to three or four CART races and three or four Formula One races. -- Emerson Fittipaldi
The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it - you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play. -- Dave Barry
Myrna could spend happy hours browsing bookcases. She felt if she could just get a good look at a personâ??s bookcase and their grocery cart, sheâ??d pretty much know who they were. -- Louise Penny
Work - other people's work - is an intolerable idea to a cat. Can you picture cats herding sheep or agreeing to pull a cart? They will not inconvenience themselves to the slightest degree. -- Louis J. Camuti
For the first time the people of Iraq are united. Today on CNN I saw a Kurd, a Shiite and a member of the Republican Guard coming together to cart off a big screen TV. -- Jay Leno
I think of modern marriage as a car strangely fashioned out of an old abandoned horse carriage, built upon the framework of a mule cart. All the original engineering is still there, underneath it all. -- Elizabeth Gilbert

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