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I think Carrot Top is hilarious. -- Craig Robinson
Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette -- Jeaniene Frost
Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. -- Rip Taylor
Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual. -- Michael Ian Black
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive. -- Gilbert Gottfried
Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. -- Tom Cole
As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh. -- Duane Chapman
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. -- Dennis Miller
But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk. -- Zach Galifianakis
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't. -- Brad Williams
What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to the clubs; there was no other place. Then somehow, the clubs became infiltrated by Dice Clay and Carrot Top types. -- Jen Kirkman
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. -- Carrot Top
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. -- Carrot Top
I once died my hair blonde, and it looked like an orangey-red carrot top. It was the '80s, and I was trying to look like George Michael. At the time, the ladies loved it, and I loved it too! -- Nigel Barker
That could be the carrot on the top of the cake -- Stan Collymore

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