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An ad should be an appetizer, not a buffet -- Lee Clow
Paul Harris is a buffet bowler - you just help yourself. -- Geoffrey Boycott
Know how to behave at a buffet. Take a clean plate for a second helping. -- Marilyn vos Savant
I told you this would happen. But, no, you had to go for the buffet, didn't you? -- Mark Twain
My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad. -- Woody Allen
Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line? -- Jim Gaffigan
I like frogs. I am not crazy about their legs in a buffet, but I like their casual approach to life. -- Sandi Toksvig
First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets. -- Alexei Sayle
They are not wise, then, who stand forth to buffet against Love; for Love rules the gods as he will, and me. -- Sophocles
Just to let you know that the buffet car will be closing for stocktaking in five minutes. The next station stop is Chesterfield. -- Oscar Wilde
We all have to be dishes on a plate eventually, with the way we are marketed, but I have no intention of being a cheap Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet. -- Mika
It's so difficult. Sometimes if I have dessert, I think, 'Well, I blew it.' That's something I need to work on and control. But still there's nothing like a buffet. -- Donna Dixon
Republicans just can't help themselves. They get in front of a live microphone and within a few sentences are rocketing down the swiftest and most direct route to the all-you-can-eat comedian-and-talk-show-host buffet. -- Henry Rollins
Cats can derive their nutrition from the air they breathe until you get the message that the Fish Fin Buffet you put in their bowl three days ago will never be acceptable. -- Kathy Young
When I read in Fortune magazine that Warren Buffet, the billionaire investor and one of the world's richest men, was investing in a direct sales (network marketing) company, I decided I was missing something. -- David Bach
Boys are sent out into the world to buffet with its temptations, to mingle with bad and good, to govern and direct - girls are to dwell in quiet homes among few friends, to exercise a noiseless influence. -- Elizabeth Missing Sewell
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it. -- Steven Wright
Love is not like a buffet line where the person in front of you threatens to take too much and leave too little for you. Love is like a muscle; the more it is exercised today, the more it can be used tomorrow. -- Harold S. Kushner
You are nipping in the bud fancies which I let blossom. The shore is safer, but I love to buffet the sea - I can count the bitter wrecks here in these pleasant waters, and hear the murmuring winds, but oh, I love the danger! -- Emily Dickinson
The whole acting thing is a buffet. One, in terms of role choice and movie choice, I like to do lots of different things, and I think that's the whole fun of it. But I also see it as a buffet in terms of the character. -- Topher Grace
When you make a to-do list, you should also make a to-not-do list. Warren Buffet was asked about the secret to success, and he said that it was saying no to almost everything. Some of those little tasks won't matter as long as you get the big tasks done. -- Brian Tracy
I did though at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the Presidency. Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn't resist the dessert. -- Monica Lewinsky
What the altar-bound of today end up buying from their numberless vendors is a dog's breakfast of bridal excess - part society wedding of the twenties, part Long Island Italian wedding of the fifties. It's The Philadelphia Story and The Wedding Singer served up together in one curious and costly buffet. -- Caitlin Flanagan
I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas. -- Rick Majerus
I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets. -- Gabriel Iglesias
If we were capable of thinking of everything, we would still be living in Eden, rent-free with all-you-can-eat buffets and infinitely better daytime TV programming. -- Dean Koontz
I am one, my liege, Whom the vile blows and buffets of the world Have so incensed that I am reckless what I do to spite the world. -- William Shakespeare

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