Bubba quotes:

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  • Bill Clinton was a liberal who could appeal to conservative-leaning Bubba voters. -- Rich Lowry
  • Bubba shot the jukebox last night, said it played a sad song and it made him cry. -- Mark Chesnutt
  • The world according to Bubba is simple - if it aggravates you, stop it. By whatever means necessary. -- Dennis Lehane
  • Rule One, boy: shoot first then ask questions Rulw Two, Double tap just for good measure. Better safe then sorry. -Bubba -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • I'm telling you people; its a zombie attack. Z to the Oto the M to the B to the I,E. ZOMBIE..." -Bubba -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.... -- Hunter S. Thompson
  • You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn... -- Jeff Foxworthy
  • Bubba made a sound of disapproval "You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie" he said "Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it. -- Charlaine Harris
  • There are poor white people who hear rap music and feel it is about them, because it is. That's why you have an Eminem and a Bubba Sparxxx and rappers like that. -- Russell Simmons
  • How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt... -- Bill Hicks
  • People always ask 'Why is Bubba different?' They're just trying to figure it out. -- Bubba Watson
  • It's a dream come true for Bubba Watson from Bagdad, Florida to have the green jacket on. -- Bubba Watson
  • My dad taught me to be a leader or a follower, and he said follower ain't fun. So I want to be the leader of Bubba Watson. -- Bubba Watson
  • I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care. -- Bubba Watson
  • In the rural South, 'Bubba' is like how people say 'dude' in California. It's a name for a regular Southern man. I know a Chinese Bubba, a black Bubba. -- Bubba Sparxxx
  • People started coining the phrase, 'Bubba Golf,' whatever you want to call it, which I like. 'Bubba Golf' is going to be fun. I mean, why do what everybody else does? That's boring. -- Bubba Watson
  • I don't play the sport for fame. I don't try to win tournaments for fame. I don't do any of that. It's just me. I'm just Bubba. I goof around. I joke around. I just want to be me and play golf. -- Bubba Watson
  • He's a tough little son of a biscuit eater. (Bubba) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • Bubba there zombies.....and there trying to eat me!" -Nick Gautier -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • But this"this kid wasn't dead yet. Makes no sense to me. (Bubba) Maybe someone spiked his Wheaties? (Nick) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • I still wanna know who to sue to get my store fixed. (Bubba) I'm a turnip. Sue the rich kid who started it. (Nick) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as fart in my backyard. (Bubba) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • Well, isn't that interesting. (Bubba) I ain't your science experiment, Bubba. I don't want to be interesting and I definitely don't want to be a nubby treat for the zombies. (Nick) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • Maybe it's some Bioterrorism test being run by the government. Don't drink the tap water or seafood until I do some testing." Bubba "I don't normally drink my seafood Bubba, but" Nick -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • Bubba was the one person who wouldn't even bat an eyelash that Nick was talking to an "imaginary" friend. Heck, he'd probably bring one of his own out to play, too. ~Nick -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • Are you sure I can't catch it? (Nick) I'm positive. Believe me, I know my zombies. (Bubba) (Nick scoffed.) "?Is it just me or is that like saying I know my elves and fairies?' (Nick) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • We've got to get these guys to Bubba's. Anyone got a clue how to do it? (Nick) They gotta be breathing? (Simi) Yes. (Nick and Caleb) Well, pooh. That just takes all the fun out of it. (Simi) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • Tuppence was what my grandmother nicknamed my mother, so she gave it to me. My sister is called Angel, and my brother was going to be called Bubba or Sonny, until they let me and my sister name him Josh. -- Tuppence Middleton
  • that was the plan? part of it, you don't wan tot know the rest. i believe the word 'these dog colllars would make excellent restraints' were involved. it was a brilliant idea. and we only got really cute well-made collars. this is my favorite. we had the tag engraved to say BUBBA. -- Michele Jaffe
  • For the record, do I know anyone not a demon or a freak?" "? Nick "Yes, you do. Not sure if Bubba and Mark go into the latter or not, though. I'm too tired to mentally categorize them. You figure it out, and I'll go with your Dewey decimal." "? Caleb -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • I was sick of the way my lyrics had been extrapolated, their meanings subverted into polemics and that I had been anointed as the Big Bubba of Rebellion, High Priest of Protest, the Duke of Disobedience, Leader of the Freeloaders, Kaiser of Apostasy, Archbishop of Anarchy, the Big Cheese. Horrible titles any way you want to look at it. All code words for Outlaw. -- Bob Dylan
  • I just wanna be me and play golf. I'm just Bubba. -- Bubba Watson
  • man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks. -- P. C. Cast
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