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I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video. -- Harry Redknapp
We put boogers on our fingers, then shake your hand. -- Biz Markie
Keep your nose to the grindstone. It sharpens your boogers. -- Steven Tyler
Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon. -- Robin Williams
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts. -- Tre Cool
I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in. -- Johnny Depp
I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself. -- Charlie Sheen
We're out playing ball in the gym, I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him. -- Biz Markie
And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics. -- William Joyce
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip. -- Bill Watterson
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it. -- Mae West
He was the kind of kid you did not want to sit by. He kept his boogers in his desk, he wore a neck tie. -- John Hiatt
Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own boogers! -- Faith Hunter
I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger, got me in trouble with the principal's office. -- William Joyce
The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math. -- William Joyce
Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn't have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to have to save up to buy you a toupee. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid, one that stands out head and shoulders above the rest of her booger-eating friends. -- Drew Magary
You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: "No, I'm a person. You can't fix my underpants on the subway." -- Tina Fey
When I went to college, I lived on campus, and the guys I hung out with made the characters in Revenge of the Nerds look like the Rat Pack in 1962. I, myself made that kid Booger look like Remington Steele. -- Dennis Miller
If I had a chance to do things over again, I might not start singing. It was my husband Doolittle's idea. He pushed me out there, the booger. And I'm out there now, so I might as well make the best of it. -- Loretta Lynn

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