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  • Sure, this was where her father had planned the De Beers diamond heist when she was three. It was the very room where her uncle had orchestrated the hijacking of eighty percent of the world's caviar when she was seven. -- Ally Carter
  • One night I'd had some beers, and then I Googled myself and spent the night in tears. -- Ginnifer Goodwin
  • I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can't do that when I know I've got to dance. -- Michael Flatley
  • I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.' -- Justine Bateman
  • What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers. -- Dave Barry
  • We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around and play guitars and have a merry 'ol time. -- Lita Ford
  • When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same. -- Henry Winkler
  • I don't take part in it the way I used to-the bimbos, the free beers, free drugs, all that. That's still there if you want it, but I don't really seek that out any more. -- Layne Staley
  • I slept fourteen feet from a polka tavern as a kid growing up. I heard polkas all night long, people singing and drinking beers and having a great time. I know more polkas than Frankie Yancovic! -- Al Jarreau
  • I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years. -- Samuel L. Jackson
  • I had a lot of fun creating some restaurants with a casual note to it, such as DBGB, for example, where it was about bangers and beers, being a very casual brasserie with very affordable food but very interesting homemade program. -- Daniel Boulud
  • When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke? -- Chris Moneymaker
  • I know how to create and make people feel something. Honestly, if I didn't do this, I would just have some minimum-wage job in New Mexico, and I would go out on the weekends and make just enough money to pay my insurance and pay for a couple beers, and that would be it. -- Freddie Prinze, Jr.
  • I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something like that, whether it's too much gambling, too much food, too much cold beers on the weekend - anything that you put in front of the prize is going to end up getting in the way and hurting you in the end. -- Brad Renfro
  • I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back room or whatever, have a couple of beers and try to explain. But they need to understand that I enforce the laws. I want to listen to them and hear their problems. I want them to tell me what their problems are. -- Joe Arpaio
  • Everything in moderation. And that includes a couple of beers a day. -- Stephen King
  • it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary. -- Hunter S. Thompson
  • Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers. -- David Swanson
  • When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything. -- Dion DiMucci
  • Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers. -- Dave Barry
  • You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship. -- Eugene Mirman
  • Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers. -- Michael Jackson
  • I think all it really takes for different people to get along is a common rooting interest and a few beers. -- Matthew Quick
  • People can tell what's in beer, eh? Like my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like. -- Bob McKenzie
  • Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too. -- Ian Woosnam
  • If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes. -- Kristen Schaal
  • Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to forget. -- Ani DiFranco
  • After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off football. -- Jeremy Shockey
  • We've shared good (times) We've shared good fries We've shared good (beers) But never goodbyes... Till now Mind how you go, good buddy -- John Walter Bratton
  • I like to go see a ball game. I'll have seven, eight, nine - 10 beers, and the second inning will roll around, and I gotta go. -- Doug Benson
  • It's a weird thing with accents. When I go home it gets a lot stronger, when I've had a few beers it gets a lot stronger. -- Iwan Rheon
  • Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once. -- Doug Stanhope
  • I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for me. -- Chris Pratt
  • I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine. -- Bruce Lansky
  • I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school. -- John Daly
  • We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around and play guitars and have a merry 'ol time -- Lita Ford
  • Writing is solitary, so I love going out once in a while and meeting my readers. I'll often hang with them after a signing for some beers. They're invariably bright! -- F. Paul Wilson
  • John and I would go and have a couple of quiet beers, just to sit down and chew the fat. And he'd talk about Cynthia and how much he missed her -- Pete Best
  • Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he'll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just going mental, lit up and having an amazing time. -- Ian Astbury
  • Those are real hard fans. There are a lot of them here. Some are a little bit crazy with their drinking their beers every once in a while. But I love it. -- Maria Sharapova
  • My perfect night would be going out to an awesome restaurant, then heading over to the Comedy Cellar to hang out with other comics, drinking beers and making fun of each other. -- Anthony Jeselnik
  • Among environmentalists sharing two or three beers, the notion is quite common that if only some calamity could wipe out the entire human race, other species might once again have a chance. -- Richard Conniff
  • I didn't want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is there but used to have a few beers with your dad. -- Robin McKinley
  • How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can levitate a frog with a magnet?' ' Sam drawled. -- Robyn Schneider
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