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Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'. -- Lewis Black
When God plays guitar he uses Jeff Beck's hands. -- Steve Lukather
I have not watched Glenn Beck. I don't watch him. -- Gary Johnson
Forty minutes in front of Beck isn't really where it's at. -- Gene Ween
Glenn Beck is Rush redux - Limbaugh with liposuction, partying like it's still 1993. -- Tina Brown
My personal favourite is Jeff Beck. All the others are wonderful as well. -- Noel Redding
People like Beck and Shawn Colvin are some of the people I listen to lately. -- Graham Nash
Ya hafta be there for Beck. He only has you." Riley sighed. "I'll get the car. -- Jana Oliver
I grew up on a lot of early Beatles, DC5, Cream, Clapton, Page, Beck and Hendrix. -- Eddie Van Halen
I think if we give Glenn Beck the numbers, he can solve this [the national debt]. -- Michele Bachmann
I watch Glenn Beck and he's taught me well. Progressive is the new word for Communist -- Victoria Jackson
Jeff Beck is one of my heroes and has been since I first picked up a guitar. -- Kirk Hammett
Your lips were made for mine, Beck. You are the reason I have a mouth, a heart. -- Caroline Kepnes
Nicolette, Kendalle, and Alexandra are my children. Their mother, Cynthia Beck, and I, love them very much. -- Gordon Getty
If the Obama administration is this afraid of Glenn Beck, how do they deal with the Iranians? -- Newt Gingrich
I probably owe as much to Jeff Beck as I do to Son House with connections to the blues. -- Billy Gibbons
Go to the Martin Beck Theatre and watch Katherine Hepburn run the gamut of emotions from A to B. -- Dorothy Parker
I decided early on that I wanted to be Michael Bloomfield, Jeff Beck and Eric Clapton - not George Harrison. -- Todd Rundgren
Most people are blown away by the fact that Beck is Jewish... and Billy Joel. I didn't know he was Jewish. -- Guy Oseary
The most convincing and enduring foe of the global financial economy ultimately is the global financial economy itself. - Ulrich Beck -- Richard Swift
They remember when their parents went out there, had picnics on the Beck's Mill grounds. It was the nostalgia of it. -- Larry Nelson
For some reason, Beck's unexpected kindness was hard to bear - it made tears prick my eyes where Jack's threats hadn't. -- Maggie Stiefvater
I got married to an amazing woman, had 2 awesome kids and toured with Jeff Beck, I can die a happy man now. -- Gary Hoey
Every time I listen to Jeff Beck my whole view of guitar changes radically. He's way, way out, doing things you never expect. -- Brian May
What about Beck?" "Backwoods Boy? Are you crazy? It'd be a threesome - me, him and his overbearing ego. Definitely doomed to failure. -- Jana Oliver
I would say seeing the original Yardbirds with Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page at the old Fillmore was a pretty powerful influence on me. -- Ronnie Montrose
If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin? -- Adam Carolla
If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin? -- Adam Carolla
Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's the kind of dream you have when you eat four pepperoni hot pockets right before bed. -- Jon Stewart
I fold my hands under my head and tell the books all about you. They listen, Beck. I know it sounds crazy, but they do. -- Caroline Kepnes
We sat like that for a long while, and when we stood up, all my sad things were in boxes, and Beck was my father. -- Maggie Stiefvater
Wacko Glenn Beck is a sad answer to the Sarah Palin endorsement that [Ted] Cruz so desperately wanted. Glenn is a failing, crying, lost soul. -- Donald Trump
I love you Denver Beck," she whispered. "I have for a long time." Then she stepped back. "Now it's your turn to decide if you love me. -- Jana Oliver
I want people to be like, 'Your album's just as good as Kendrick [Lamar]'s or Esperanza Spalding or Beck. I work just as hard as them. -- Wale
I can turn on some jazz guitarist, and he won't do a thing for me, if he's not playing electrically. But Jeff Beck's great to listen to. -- Ritchie Blackmore
When we toured... I was hungry to take out people like Jeff Beck in front of us; Fleetwood Mac, just before they hit; Heart, just before they hit. -- Paul Kantner
And [Benji] cheats on you, Beck. A lot. Compulsively. He is in intense pursuit of a performance artist who fucks with his head the way he fucks with yours. -- Caroline Kepnes
Glenn Beck retired or got fired...and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle you outside of a parking garage? -- Bill Maher
I don't put myself on Jeff Beck's level, but I can relate to him when he says he'd rather be working on his car collection than playing the guitar. -- Ritchie Blackmore
Beck said he didn't believe in the theory of a song coming through you as if you were an open vessel. I agree with him to a certain extent. -- Sheryl Crow
Simon had been all lined up and he'd managed to throw away the best girl he'd ever meet. "What a dumbass," Beck muttered. "No way I'd have done that. -- Jana Oliver
I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck. -- Joan Rivers
Ever since I was a child I've always been very attracted to melodies. Whether I hear Jeff Beck, a choir, an ocean or the wind, there's always a melody in there. -- Carlos Santana
I'm rarely grabbed by anything the way I was when I was 10 years younger. About the only relatively new artists whose albums I own are Beck, and They Might Be Giants. -- Greg Egan
Beck, we gotta go.Ok. She made smooch lips to the mirror and then smiled at meIt's shameful to look this fabulous isn't it? she said, making me laugh.Absolutely, just shameful. -- Shelly Crane
Yes!' Beck crowed, pumping his fist into the air. "?That rocks!' Then he charged off in search of another Three to decapitate. Riley sighed to herself. "?I've created a monster. -- Jana Oliver
There's just not a lot of guys around playing like that these days; a lot of steel players are plugging into stomp boxes, trying to sound like Jeff Beck on a steel guitar. -- John Fogerty
The great British blues guitarists of the Sixties - people like Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, Jimmy Page and Peter Green - could play like virtuosos, but they also understood the importance of energy and intensity -- Joe Perry
Glenn Beck is offended! Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi card is going too far. Glenn Beck. this is a guy who uses more Swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel. -- Lewis Black
That said, I, Beck Phillips, take full responsibility for being stuck in m y school's pitch-black venting system with my friend Jason, behind me and a garbage bag full of angry bees in front of me. -- Obert Skye
You know, the songs that are self-conscious or jerky, they are that way, but the other ones aren't, so that's a good thing. Some of the songs are Beck-jokey, but the others, they have heart in them. -- Stephen Malkmus
I'm home. Ya happy now?' Beck's gravelly voice demanded. "?Yes, I am.' "?Yer' treatin' me like i'm some idiot kid,' he complained. "?Gee, I wonder where I learned that?' He hung up on her. -- Jana Oliver
Palin, Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and others have made an art form of convincing far too many Americans to suspend their disbelief, and they have severely damaged the ability of our country to have serious discussions about serious challenges. -- John Yarmuth
In those days, I didn't know how guys like Clapton and Beck were getting that searing blues lead sound, so I developed my style to be rhythmic and chord-based, with simple lead lines that you could almost hum. -- John Fogerty
In many ways, Tucker Carlson's a better symbol of the pathetic state of what passes for conservative journalism than even Glenn Beck or the late Andrew Breitbart, to name two of his contemporaries with a much larger following. -- Alex Pareene
Jeff Beck is probably my favorite and biggest influence on the guitar. Touring with him in 2010 was such a milestone. I used to show up early every day just to hear his sound check, which sometimes lasted an hour. -- Gary Hoey
'Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff Beck Band, wherein he cut his teeth on American audiences for $75 a week plus expenses, and wisely ignores his generally inferior work with the Faces. -- Jon Landau
Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff Beck Band, wherein he cut his teeth on American audiences for $75 a week plus expenses, and wisely ignores his generally inferior work with the Faces. -- Jon Landau
It didn't seem fair to me that Jon Stewart's rally didn't get the same kind of attention that Glenn Beck's did. Why was Beck's seen as checking the thermometer of the country, and Jon Stewart just dismissed as a satirist? -- David Sedaris
Ya've got no respect, woman," Beck retorted. After the door closed behind him she realized what he'd said."Woman?" He wasn't calling her girl any longer.If that wasn't a sign the world was ending, what other proof did she need? -- Jana Oliver
Have you ever seen Glenn Beck in operation? It is the most terrifying thing. It's so bad that you think he's going to announce in a minute that it's all a great con. He makes Sarah Palin look reasonable and steady. -- Bill Bryson
Jeff Beck is compelled by his inner artistic drive to keep evolving the instrument. He'll use the whammy bar with the volume knob and the tone control all at the same time - creating harmonics that no human being should be able to hit. -- Steve Vai
Politicians such as Michelle Bachmann, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich along with talking heads such as Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck and Anne Coulter are not the problem, they are symptomatic of a much more disturbing assault on critical thought, if not rational thinking itself. -- Henry Giroux
And even though things are heavy right now, it occurs to me how happy I am just to be with my friends. Sure, I'd love to kiss-hug-marry-hold Beck, but for now, I'm happy just to be with him. Sometimes being with gets overlooked I think. -- David Arnold
When he turned back toward her, he kissed her deeply. "Don't ever doubt that I love you," he said, cupping her chin in his strong hands. "That will never change." Beck's taught body covered hers, alive and vital, charged with desire. And then they became one. -- Jana Oliver
It's amazing to me that Glenn Beck can be on the cover of 'Time,' and there can be a whole article about him basically saying, 'Well, you know, he's controversial.' It's like, 'No, he's a dangerous idiot who needs the help of a good psychiatrist!' -- Viggo Mortensen
Will you wear my ring so all the world knows yer mine?" Beck wasn't asking for her hand in marriage, but it was so close he might as well be. Riley was deeply touched and she struggled to find the right words. "Yes," she began. "I'd be proud to. -- Jana Oliver
On August 28, 2010, Fox News messiah Glenn Beck hosted a 'Restoring Honor' revival meeting featuring sexy guest star Sarah Palin, much as Bob Hope would roll out Raquel Welch in white go-go boots on his U.S.O. tours to give our fighting men a morale lift in their khakis. -- James Wolcott
So we went on what we now call "The Beck Family Church Tour" and man did we see some churches. -- Glenn Beck
I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhere. -- Beck
There are people in this servile world who will endure any trampling, and at the first beck rush delightedly to proffer their assistance. -- Richard Jefferies
The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway. -- Sammy Hagar
At work people are expected to be at the beck and call of employers all the time. You have blackberries and other things, and they just don't leave you alone. People have less time just to drop into an art gallery. -- Jeremy Paxman
My guitar heroes are Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck and people like that - so I've tried to make an album of Robert Johnson covers that, well, while not totally faithful for blues purists, is faithful for people like me that grew up with the '60s and the electric blues-rock versions of Johnson's songs. -- Todd Rundgren
When I got out of high school, I was in a blues band. It was the kind of music I was interested in, and listening to, mostly because it was becoming a vehicle for a generation of guitarists - like Jeff Beck and Eric Clapton. Mike Bloomfield. And that's what I wanted to be, principally: a guitar player. -- Todd Rundgren
When I was in Beck's world, I felt like the little sister. I'm in the big brother's room with all his friends. You just hang out and keep your mouth shut so they don't realize you're there and kick you out. I like being in situations where I can be an underdog, where I can be in the corner and observe and soak it in. -- Feist
Of calling shapes, and beck'ning shadows dire, And airy tongues that syllable men's names. -- John Milton
I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call. -- Meghan Ciana Doidge
Tomorrow gives a beck'ning hand-- I turn my face away; I'll not invite her to my home-- I only love Today. -- Phil Jackson
There's not a good poet I know who has not at the beck and call of his memory a vast quantity of poetry that composes his mental library. -- Anthony Hecht
I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. -- William Shakespeare

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