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If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. -- Ogden Nash
When I went to university in Colorado, I was encouraged to write very innovative, experimental things, and some of the short stories in 'Bearded Ladies' are a little bit experimental. -- Kate Grenville
I've always been into bearded dudes. -- Kesha
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. -- W. C. Fields
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. -- T. J. Miller
We owned a bearded collie for many years. Sophie. She was old, and she died last year. -- Erika Slezak
You know it's hard to hear what a bearded man is saying. He can't speak above a whisker. -- Herman J. Mankiewicz
I never thought that the long haired, bearded guy I married in law school would end up being President. -- Hillary Clinton
Henry David Thoreau was an oddball job quitter and ne'er-do-well who evolved into the bearded sage of literature, natural history, and civil liberties. -- Michael Sims
To a man, ornithologists are tall, slender, and bearded so that they can stand motionless for hours, imitating kindly trees, as they watch for birds. -- Gore Vidal
As a kid, I used to be equal parts drawn to and horrified of the circus. They would have these beautiful canvas posters for Lobster Boy, bearded women, and this and that. -- Mitch Glazer
Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. -- T. J. Miller
If you look over the course of a hundred years, I think the gradual erosion of the consensus that's held our country together is probably more serious than a few bearded terrorists who fly into buildings. -- Pat Robertson
I believe in fate. Sometimes that means an old bearded guy sitting on a cloud and pulling the strings; sometimes it means random atoms swirling through a cheerless universe; sometimes it means everything being preordained thanks to your karma credit from your previous lives. -- Kyle MacLachlan
Like so many people, I only remembered Orson Welles as this huge, fat, bearded figure selling wine in TV commercials. So whenever anyone said I looked like Orson Welles I said that I wasn't that fat, and I would get on a diet, quickly. -- Christian McKay
How does a cosmos without a bearded, bathrobed God in the sky pull off all the things that a bearded, bathrobed guy in the sky was supposed to have pulled off? If there was no God who said 'Let there be light,' where did we get all that light? -- Howard Bloom
The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg. -- Timothy Olyphant
The Bible never tells us what Jesus looked like, and in the earliest surviving paintings of him, he is sometimes depicted as short-haired, sometimes as beardless, with no authoritative version winning out over the others. Yet around 400 A.D., all of the other competing images were replaced by the long-haired, bearded Jesus we know today. -- Ian Caldwell
Jacques Doillon wanted me to be in his film, 'La Fille Prodigue,' and there I was, expecting, for some reason, this great bearded man, when a splendid looking red-Indian style man appeared at my door. I said no to his film because I knew that if I said yes, I would run off with him. -- Jane Birkin
And a bearded lady said to me... -- Jethro Tull
The world, that grey-bearded and wrinkled profligate, decrepit, without being venerable. -- Nathaniel Hawthorne
But woe awaits a country when She sees the tears of bearded men. -- Walter Scott
And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate. -- Dodie Smith
Bjorn Borg looks like a hunchbacked, jut-bottomed version of Lizabeth Scott, impersonating a bearded Apache princess. -- Clive James
We must shed the old stereotype of anarchists as bearded bomb throwers furtively stalking about city streets at night. -- Stephen Jay Gould
I should think this a gull, but that the white-bearded fellow speaks it; knavery cannot, sure, hide himself in such reverence. -- William Shakespeare
My albino elbow bends like a bow and arrow shoots shoots, roots, and bearded forest creatures. Love me now, before I remove my undergrowth. -- Jarod Kintz
Only reapers, reaping early In among the bearded barley, Hear a song that echoes cheerly From the river winding clearly, Down to towered Camelot. -- Alfred Lord Tennyson
Safety razors make it hard to grow beards in America: America would be a better place if there were a few bearded, savage, terrible old men. -- Lewis Mumford
There is a Reaper, whose name is Death, And, with his sickle keen, He reaps the bearded grain at a breath, And the flowers that grow between. -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
When ya gotta goNow we know what we are here for. We are not here to love fear and serve any old bearded but invisible thunder god. We are here to go. -- Brion Gysin
Fatty, a bearded collie-terrier mix, is the kindest, cuddliest dog. And Oliver, a white golden retriever, even looks like me! My dogs have taught me to be more loving, more nurturing, and happier. -- Nicollette Sheridan
Hindus, in their capacity for love, are indeed hairless Christians, just as Muslims, in the way they see God in everything, are bearded Hindus, and Christians, in their devotion to God, are hat wearing Muslims. -- Yann Martel

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