Jethro Tull quotes:

The excrement bubbles, the century slime decays, and the brainwashing government lackeys would have us say it's under control.

Jump up, look around, find yourself some fun. No sense in sitting there hating everyone.

She's a warm fart at Christmas.

Her legs went on forever, like staring at infinity through a wisp of cotton panty along a skin of satin sea.

For the May Day is the great day, Sung along the old straight track. And those who ancient lines did ley Will heed this song that calls them back... Pass the cup, and pass the Lady, And pass the plate to all who hunger, Pass the wit of ancient wisdom, Pass the cup of crimson wonder.

I came across Mother Goose, so I turned her loose, she was screaming.

The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.

You were bred for humanity and sold to society. One day you'll wake up in the present day, a million generations removed from the expectations of being who you really want to be.

Hold your head up to the gun of a million cathode ray tubes aired at your tiny skull.

Everyone's saved, we're in the grave. See you there for afternoon tea.

The sand-castle virtues are all swept away in the tidal destruction, the moral melee.

The legends lie cradled in the seagulls call, and the promise they made are ground beneath the sadist's fall.

Who would be a poor man, a beggar man, a thief, if he held a rich man in his hand?

Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.

To tell the truth, I'd scare me too.

I'll make love to you in all good places, under black mountains and open spaces.

Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool.

Songs from the wood make you feel much better.

He hears the silence howling catches angels as they fall, and the all time winner has got him by the fun.

My words are a whisper, your deafness a shout.

I've tried my best to love you all, all you hypocrites and whores with your eyes on each other and locks on your doors.

All sorts of dung and compost contain some matter which, when mixed with the soil, ferments therein; and by such ferment dissolves, crumbles, and divides the earth very much. This is the chief and almost only use of dung. ... This proves, that its (manure) use is not to nourish, but to dissolve, i.e., divide the terrestrial matter, which affords nourishment to the Mouths of vegetable roots. His underestimate of the value of manure.

How can you laugh when your mother's hungry? How can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong?

Did you ever get the feeling that the story's too damn real?

I'll pour a cup to you my darling, raise it up, say Cheerio.

In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him. And Man gave unto God a multitude of names, that he might be Lord over the earth when it was suited to man.

A sweetly scented angel fell, she laid her head upon my disbelief, and battled with me with her ever smile.

He's watching me watching you watching him watching me watching him watching.

The doer and the thinker, no allowances for the other, as the failing light illuminates the mercenaries creed.

Give us Direction; the best of goodwill; Put us in touch with fair winds. Sing to us softly, hum the evening's song. Tell us what the blacksmith has done for you.

Ages passed I knew at last my life had never been.

We'll have Superman for President, let Robin save the day.

Everyone is from somewhere, even if you've never been there.

Take your place in a wiser world of bigger motor cars.

I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.

And a bearded lady said to me...

Join the crazed institution of the stars.

He is the God of nothing, if that is all you can see. He is the God of everything, he's inside you and me.

Too many heroes stepping on too many toes, too many yes-men nodding when they really mean no.

Snot is running down his nose, greasy fingers, smearing shabby clothes.

God of ages, Lord of Time, mine is the right to be wrong.

Actor of the low IQ, let's hear your view.

She's a nice girl, but her bad girl's better.

Who the hell can he be? He's never had V.D.

In the beginning Man created God: and in the image of Man created he him.

Roll us down the mountain and I'm sure the fatman would win.

I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.

In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me.

Too many temples where we could worship the beast.