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Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts. -- Karl Pilkington
English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts. -- Mia Hamm
Three days a week and Im home at the ranch in Fallbrook with my avocados. -- Martin Milner
...the avocado is a food without rival among the fruits, the veritable fruit of paradise -- David Fairchild
How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado. -- Sarah Rees Brennan
I love things that are indescribable, like the taste of an avocado or the smell of a gardenia. -- Barbra Streisand
And perfect happiness? Man, that's a... the pool is about 92 degrees, the Jacuzzi is about 102 and an avocado farm. -- Jamie Foxx
We don't care if these girls want to eat their men. That's the Piranha Man's problem. We just want the avocados. -- J. F. Lawton
I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they're either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live. -- Frank Bruni
We're [Avocado League] trying to just urge people to add avocado into their diet. It's healthy and full of vitamins and minerals. -- Jennie Finch
The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato, and jalapenos. And, of course, avocado. -- Demian Bichir
I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough. -- Arthur Smith
You can't sow an apple seed and expect to get an avocado tree. The consequences of your life are sown in what you do and how you behave. -- Tom Shadyac
The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable. -- Jasper Fforde
Avocados have a creamy texture, making them a healthier replacement for ingredients like butter and mayo in recipes, though they do contain a surprisingly large amount of fat - a whopping 30 grams per medium-sized avocado. -- Marcus Samuelsson
I use a lot of spices, fresh veggies and fruit, extra virgin olive oil, nuts, avocado, soybeans and organic ingredients as often as possible. We need fat in our diets and using the healthier fats is key. -- Todd English
"Just to have my kids be in the sun every day-picking avocados, going for a swim," she says. "Even for two years or something, and come back when they go to senior school." Just what kids want to do, pick avocados. Also: senior school? -- Gwyneth Paltrow
I feel old and vulnerable. I now realise that I knew nothing and know nothing, but back when my career was beginning, I thought I was a man when, in fact, I was a dewy-eyed boy who'd not seen an avocado or eaten a tomato. -- James Nesbitt
I have this wonderful personal chef who sources and stocks all my organic produce and I basically live on five smoothies a day. I'm totally vegan. I blend this green concoction with kale, cucumber, broccoli, string beans, avocado. My protein comes from protein powder. There is absolutely no milk, butter, cheese. -- Larry Hagman
I'd go to the farmers' market in Santa Barbara, and I'd put out my guitar case, and I'd test out these little ditty songs that I would write, and I would get a couple of avocados, a bag of pistachios, and, like, fifteen bucks. That was a lot of money for me. -- Katy Perry
I normally don't love green juices, but Body & Eden makes theirs tasty by blending ingredients like avocado and banana with the usual suspects like kale and spinach. Delicious as they are, they're low calorie, and the drink names are catchy: I Have Balance, I Have Energy, and my favorite, I Have Calm. -- Gayle King
This is my breakfast: Two poached eggs, turkey bacon, and a half avocado. The yolks in a poached egg are alkalizing. Avocados are a great source of fat and vitamin E; great for your skin. Its super light and not too heavy. Sometimes I like a little sweet as well, so I have a cup of plain yogurt with blueberries. -- April Bowlby
The California I knew, old rancho California, is gone. It just doesn't exist, except maybe in little pockets. I lived on the edge of the Mojave Desert, an area that used to be farm country. There were all these fresh-produce stands with avocados and date palms. You could get a dozen artichokes for a buck or something. Totally wiped out now. -- Sam Shepard
I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day. Then I stopped and I lost a lot of weight because my appetite was less. I'm not skinny now - I'm spindly. I eat an extremely simple diet - mostly salmon, avocado, feta cheese, chicken, eggs, peanut butter, blueberries, and quinoa. -- Nick Antosca
What peaches and what penumbras! Whole families shopping at night! Aisles full of husbands! Wives in the avocados, babies in the tomatoes!--and you, Garcia Lorca, what were you doing down by the watermelons? -- Allen Ginsberg
Three days a week and I'm home at the ranch in Fallbrook with my avocados. -- Martin Milner
I do love my avocados, which are great for the skin. I eat pretty healthfully. -- Mary-Louise Parker
Not only does the summer bring warm weather and tons of summer activities, but it also yields a fresh crop of increasingly useful avocados! -- Marcus Samuelsson
If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with. -- Jason Mraz

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