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I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits -- Natalie Portman
Disney world is an armpit,compared to Montana!! -- Carl Hiaasen
If you keep your armpits open, you won't get depressed. -- B.K.S. Iyengar
When you find your soulmate, you could sleep under their armpits. -- Heather Mills
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty. -- Kate Moss
If you open the armpits, the brain becomes light. You cannot brood or become depressed. -- B.K.S. Iyengar
Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul? -- Marcus Aurelius
I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde. -- Anna Faris
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. -- Joan Rivers
It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp. -- Ronald Reagan
Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits. -- Pink
A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit? -- Eoin Colfer
She stabbed him in the armpit, deep, and he dropped his sword. And died. So that's what is feels like, she thought as her boldness gave away to trembling. It feels awful. -- Laini Taylor
I hadn't fully realized just how powerful words could be before this. Whoever came up with the saying 'sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me' was talking out of his or her armpit. -- Malorie Blackman
I believe in the flesh and the appetites, Seeing, hearing, feeling, are miracles, and each part and tag of me is a miracle. Divine am I inside and out, and I make holy whatever I touch or am touched from, The scent of these armpits aroma finer than prayer, This head more than churches, bibles, and all the creeds. -- Walt Whitman
I love the sound of it," Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter of the rain outside. "It makes me want to sleep. Snuggle my head right up in your armpit and snore for three days." "My armpit?" Mark repeats. "Good thing we all showered up in the storm this morning. My pits smell like roses. Go ahead and get comfy. -- James Dashner
Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair -- Paula Cole
He who immerses himself in sexual intercourse will be assailed by premature aging, his strength will wane, his eyes will weaken, and a bad odour will emit from his mouth and his armpits, his teeth will fall out and many other maladies will afflict him. -- Maimonides
I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually. -- Katy Perry
I started to get grossed out by the armpits. -- Michael De Luca
Henri IV's feet and armpits enjoyed an international reputation. -- Aldous Huxley
I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good. -- Ryan Ross
If anybody can appreciate fine music, it's me. I mean who else can hit multiple octaves with their armpits~? -- Jarod Kintz
I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternity is a long time to have stinky armpits. -- Jarod Kintz
I cut holes in all my shirts under my armpits. Not only is it easier to apply deodorant, but chicks dig it. -- Jarod Kintz
In the next election, can we vote to ban those ribbon things that kind of keep clothing on hangers but really just hang out of your armpits? -- Olivia Wilde
Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were overly fascinated with soaring armpits. -- Dan Jenkins
I get people being frightened of me. One time I did this photo shoot where I had hairy armpits - I was really digging it, but they were like, 'We'll airbrush that out.' -- Bat for Lashes
I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then. -- Michelle Rodriguez

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