The Weevil Quotes in The Specials (2000)

The Weevil: I've had superpowers longer than anyone in the Specials, I think - which explains why I'm the only one with a Pez dispenser with a little me on it.

The Weevil: My old man used to say that love is what happens when you fail at living life on your own. He was gay, so what did he know?

The Weevil: The government gives the Crusaders all the best gigs. The Specials, goddamn, it's like being last sailor in line behind the whore.

Verdict: You know what first ran through my head, when I discovered I was the world's strongest man?

The Weevil: No.

Verdict: Think of the pussy, Weevil.

The Weevil: What's a pussy-weevil?

The Weevil: So, why me?

Verdict: "Weevil" is a brand name in which we'd like to share. And you have the superpower we most admire - you know how to make people like you.

The Weevil: Yeah, well...

Verdict: And, also, we have a line of Crusader Beanie Babies coming out in August, and none of our members wear blue.

Verdict: You know what first ran through my head when I discovered I was the world's strongest man?

The Weevil: No.

Verdict: Think of the pussy, Weevil.

The Weevil: The pussyweevil?