The Strobe Quotes in The Specials (2000)

The Strobe: I'm not saying the Great Strobe is better than other humans. I am, but that's beside the point. I can shoot laser beams out of my arms, that's what sets me apart. Can other humans do that? Can they? Can they?

The Strobe: Superheroes don't get Oscars. We get action figures.

The Strobe: I was gonna take this opportunity to introduce our newest member Nightbird, but when you create her action figure you'll probably make a giant tit come out of her forehead.

Zip Boy: What's wrong?

The Strobe: My wife's a Weevil-fucker.