Deadly Girl Quotes in The Specials (2000)

Sunlight Grrrll: We saw the news. You and the Losers called it a day?

Deadly Girl: We?

Sunlight Grrrll: The Femme Five. I'm here to ask you to join.

Deadly Girl: Well then you'd be the Femme Six.

Sunlight Grrrll: There are already eight of us. Traditional counting is an oppressive patriarchal tool.

Deadly Girl: [smiles] I'll think about it. But in the meantime, get off my fucking lawn, whore.

Minute Man: [signing an autograph] I'm thinking of changing my name.

Deadly Girl: Change it to what?

[hisses at the autograph hound, scaring her away]

Minute Man: To... 'Small'

Deadly Girl: Small-Man?

Minute Man: No, just 'Small'

Deadly Girl: Well that's pretty stupid.

Minute Man: It's better than Mr. Smart.

Deadly Girl: It's better than Captain Cuntface too.

Minute Man: Whatever.

Deadly Girl: Ted might have been right about some things. Like drinking; last week I got drunk at a bar mitzvah, unthinkingly summoned forth demons and... they ate a kid.

Deadly Girl: I used to think I didn't need a family. I mean, I had the demons and the walking skeletons. But the difference between a walking skeleton and a kid is, a kid won't eat the soft parts of your face while you're sleeping.

Minute Man: What's it like, summoning demons?

Deadly Girl: They do your will, and that makes you feel good about yourself.