Minute Man Quotes in The Specials (2000)
Minute Man Quotes:
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College Girl: Hey, are you Minuteman? Can we have your autograph?
Minute Man: My-noot Man! Do I look like a soldier from the Revolutionary War? I don't think so! Am I wearing a three-cornered hat? No! I turn small. Think!
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Minute Man: [signing an autograph] I'm thinking of changing my name.
Deadly Girl: Change it to what?
[hisses at the autograph hound, scaring her away]
Minute Man: To... 'Small'
Deadly Girl: Small-Man?
Minute Man: No, just 'Small'
Deadly Girl: Well that's pretty stupid.
Minute Man: It's better than Mr. Smart.
Deadly Girl: It's better than Captain Cuntface too.
Minute Man: Whatever.
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Minute Man: The great thing about not getting the person that you love is that you can still think about that person and masturbate, which is essentially the same thing.
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Minute Man: The one thing that happened that sucked was that I lost my shrinking ability for two weeks, like a flu bug, or... I mean, I didn't lose them entirely. I was able to shrink down to about four-foot-five. But just being short isn't really a superpower.
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Minute Man: What's it like, summoning demons?
Deadly Girl: They do your will, and that makes you feel good about yourself.
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Minute Man: God damn it, Ted, if you were my siamese twin I'd fucking kill you.
[runs upstairs]
U.S. Bill: What does that mean?
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