The Killer Turkey Quotes in ThanksKilling (2009)

The Killer Turkey: Gobble, Gobble, Motherfucker!

The Killer Turkey: Nice tits, bitch!

Darren: Looks like I got something you don't, Turkey!

The Killer Turkey: What's that Darren... a vagina?

Kristen: OK, girl, get a grip. There's no such thing as an evil turkey. There is no such thing as an evil turkey. There is...

The Killer Turkey: ...No such thing as an evil turkey. Oh wait, I lied. Ha!

Kristen: [screams]

The Killer Turkey: Agh! That hurts! Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch! I'm gonna drink your blood like cranberry sauce, meanie!

The Killer Turkey: [while having sex with Ali] Damn, that was good! You just got stuffed!

The Killer Turkey: It almost did, but it didn't.