The Gyro Captain Quotes in The Road Warrior (1981)

The Gyro Captain: They've got you wrong. You're not a coward. STUPID, maybe. But not a coward.

The Gyro Captain: Look, we had a deal. I show you the gas, and you let me go, right?

Max: The arrangement was I wouldn't kill you.

The Gyro Captain: After all I've done for you...

Max: [Max jerks the Captain's face to his own by the collar] I reckon you got a bargain, didn't you?

The Gyro Captain: Lingerie. Oh, remember lingerie?

The Gyro Captain: [Max starts to pull a concealed knife from under his car. The Captain puts a loaded crossbow to his neck from behind] A fellah, a QUICK fellah, might have a weapon under there. I'd have to pin his head to the panel...

The Gyro Captain: No! It's *my* snake, I trained it, I'm going to eat it! I got a recipe for snake. Delicious. Fricassee of reptile. You are what you eat.

The Gyro Captain: [Max loads his shotgun with a shell found on a dead body] How do we know that one's not a dud?

Max: [Max aims at the Captain's face] Find out.

The Gyro Captain: Don't touch please, that's a precision instrument.

The Gyro Captain: [the Gyro Captain realizes Max's shotgun had been empty the entire time] Empty! All this time!

[reproachful]

The Gyro Captain: That's dishonest! Low!