The Hangman Quotes in Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

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The Hangman Quotes:

  • The Hangman: [In a Jocular mood] Let's see, are you about a 16, 16 1/2?

    [mimics hanging himself, then hums as he selects a noose and places it around Robin's neck]

    The Hangman: There.

    Robin Hood: It's a little tight.

    The Hangman: That's the idea. Would you care for a blind fold?

    [Robin shakes his head; the hangman raises his eyepatch]

    The Hangman: How about half a one? Get it, sir?

  • The Hangman: Even my lamented master, the great Mr. Benny himself, never had the privilege of hanging a duke. What a finale to a lifetime in the public service!

    Prison Governor: Finale?

    The Hangman: Yes, I intend to retire. After using the silken rope... never again be content with hemp.

  • The Hangman: A difficult client can make things most distressing. Some of them tend to be very hysterical - so inconsiderate.

  • The Hangman: The last execution of a Duke in this country was very badly bungled. That was in the old days of the axe, of course.

  • [first lines]

    Warder in Jail: Good evening, Mr. Elliot.

    The Hangman: Good evening.

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