The barber Quotes in Sirocco (1951)

The barber: Get your big stomach out of my way!

Balukjiaan: My poor stomach! Every little thing upsets it. Do you have any soda?

Harry Smith: What's the matter with your stomach?

Balukjiaan: It talks to me like my conscience.

Harry Smith: What does it say?

Balukjiaan: It says,"Levon, my lamb, why do you stay in this terrible town? Why don't you go away - far away?"

Wanda Nevada: Watch Out! He's got a derringer!

The Barber: Don't shoot! This is just a comb! See?

[runs the comb across his bald head]

The Barber: [singing, of Don Quixote] I can hear the cuckoo singing in the cuckooberry tree.

Sancho Panza: [singing] If he says that that's a helmet, I suggest that you agree.

The Barber: [singing] But he'll find it is not gold and will not make him bold and brave.

Sancho Panza: [singing] Well, at least he'll find it useful if he ever needs a shave.

The Barber: Oh, by the beard of St. Anthony... I do believe I see before me... a knight... in full armor. It's ridiculous! There aren't any knights!

Don Quixote: [draws his sword] What?

The Barber: I was wrong. Forgive me. Forgive me, your... your... bigness. I thought I'd been touched by the sun.

Don Quixote: Knowest thou what that really is?

The Barber: Uh-uh.

Don Quixote: The Golden Helmet of Mambrino. When worn by one of noble heart, it rendereth him invulnerable to all wounds. From what fallen knight didst thou steal it?

The Barber: I didn't steal it.

Don Quixote: Surrender it!

The Barber: Well, it cost me half a crown!

Don Quixote: Surrender it, or I'll split...

[the Barber screams as he drops the shaving basin]

Sancho Panza: I must say, Your Grace, it is worth half a crown.

Don Quixote: Peasant.