Tessa DiBlasio Quotes in Troop Beverly Hills (1989)

[the Red Feathers, including Velda's daughter Cleo, abandon an injured Velda in order to win]

Velda: CLEO! I was in labor with you for 17 hours! I bought you your first tricy... I have patches, girls! I can get you into West Point.

[the Red Feathers disappear into the distance]

Velda: YOU LITTLE BITCHES!

[Velda's scream is so loud that Troop Beverly Hills happens to hear it]

Tessa DiBlasio: Oh, my god. What's that?

Phyllis: Don't worry, it's probably just one of nature's beasts.

Velda: [shouts] Ingrates! I hate children! I hate them!

Phyllis: [Realizes who the voice is] Yup! It's a beast, all right. Move out.

Tessa DiBlasio: [Stomping out Phyllis's cigarette ash] Mrs. Nefler! We're above the fire line! And you shouldn't smoke, it's bad for you. And it conceals neurosis you should deal with yourself.

Lily Marcigan: Smokey Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires."

Phyllis: Well, Smokey Bear isn't going through a horribly mess divorce!

Tessa DiBlasio: [Examining Velda's leg wound] There's multiple contusions, and possibly a cracked fibula, and a severe personality disorder.