Tessa Quotes in Imagine Me & You (2005)
Tessa Quotes:
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H: Heck, I've got a question.
Tessa: Not now.
Heck: What's the question, H?
H: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Heck: [thinks for a few seconds, then replies] I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid.
Tessa: There you are, you see. Now we can let him get married in peace.
[She starts to lead H to the church to find a seat for the wedding]
Luce: [Catches H before Tessa can take her away completely] It never happens. If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer.
H: [as Tessa leads her to the church] Can she sit with me?
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Ned: So, who's the lucky chap? What's his name?
Rachel: Her name... is Luce.
Tessa: Luce? As in a woman? As are you a woman? So you mean you two are lesbifriends?
Rachel: It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to happen.
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Tessa: This man's as useless as a fart in a jam jar.
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Tessa: Cooper, that trollop. That man would shag an open wound.
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Tessa: Will you fuck off with the fucking candles?
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Kelly Foster: [when Tessa asked what she did during the summer in London] OH! JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, THE CLUBS ARE GREAT IN LONDON, AND NO SHORTAGE OF DRINKS IF YOU LPAY IT RIGHT.
Tessa: OH MY GOD! YOU'RE PROPER SLAPPER KEL...
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Tessa: To live the life without any plan is currently my plan.
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