Tequila Quotes in Hard Boiled (1992)

Alan: [shortly after Tequila reassured Alan that the guy he shot wasn't a cop] Was that guy I shot really a cop?

Tequila: Yeah.

Alan: Fuck!

Tequila: You're full of shit, you know that? There's a toilet over there.

Tequila: You're really full of shit. The toilet's over there.

Tequila: [Tequila's pants leg is on fire and a baby he's holding urinates down Tequila's leg, causing the fire to go out] You saved the day there, you little pisspot. Thanks a lot.

[to a baby, after shooting someone]

Tequila: Hey, x-rated action!

Tequila: What's with all these paper cranes? You bored? Maybe you feel lonely here?

Alan: You know, I've always hated making cranes. I make one each time I kill somebody. How about it, shall I make you one?

Tequila: No thanks. And if you'll get killed, who'll make yours?

Tequila: I can't afford any of these apartments!

Cop: Why not live in a government apartment?

Tequila: No way, I make too much for that! Wait... jazz bar! I'll live in the jazz bar!

Cop: At least you'll get a lot of "sax".

Tequila: What are you? It's hard to call you a triad. It's even harder to call you a cop. What rank are you? Sergeant? Inspector? Joker? Should I salute you?

Alan: If you like. To you, I'm a criminal. To my mum, I'm a son. To the triads, I'm a hero.

Tequila: Should I salute you?

Alan: You've got the gun. I'll go and milk a cow if you want.

Tequila: Sorry, I don't drink milk

Tequila: If all cops were as selfish as you, Hong Kong would be dead

Tequila: Which year did you graduate? Who was your teacher?

Alan: Are you testing me?

Tequila: I'd just like to ask your teach how he managed to produce such a stubborn cop.

Alan: Pang said you don't waste bullets.

Tequila: Are you testing me?

Tequila: Do you have any dreams?

Alan: I do. I want to move to Antartica.

Tequila: It's freezing there. You like that?

Alan: At least I can come out of the dark. There's daylight 24 hours a day there.

Tequila: [to Alan] I hate in-house funerals. I write all the music each time. A cop dies, and I have to play a tune for him. I really don't want to do that for you.

Douche: What part of "I want the sausage and the bun dead, if you see them, come and get me. And if I found out that you didn't come and get me, or if you couldn't find them, I'll fucking kill your ass." did you not understand, Tequila?

Tequila: Uh it's a pretty confusing sentence, to be honest.

Tequila: Excuse me? Are you a bun?

Brenda: Uhh... Yeah, I am. Why?

Tequila: And you've been traveling with the sausage?

Tequila: I have! He's looking for you in my aisle. He's right this way. I can take you to him, chica. I take you to him real good.

[laughing hysterically]

Tequila: All right, vaminos. Let's go. I am to be trusted.

[laughs again]

Tequila: All right, I gather right here, amigo. and... SHIT!

[Brenda, Lavash, Sammy Bagel, Jr. and Teresa have vanished]

Tequila: Ay, so little.