Tattoo Artist Quotes in Son in Law (1993)

Tattoo Artist: It's better than a kick in the face with a golf shoe.

Becca: [about her first tattoo] I want something feminine.

Tattoo Artist: [beat] He's standing right next to me.

Tattoo Artist: Hey, what the fuck is up with y'all? You think you can come in my place and start fuckin' with the customers, huh?

[Bob fires a shot into the floor between the Artist's feet]

Dinosaur Bob: That is *exactly* what I think.

Creepy Cody: You have a problem with that?

Tattoo Artist: ...No. No, you guys are cool.

Dinosaur Bob: Sit down and don't speak 'til you're spoken to!