Crawl Quotes in Son in Law (1993)

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  • Crawl: Hey, you'll be happy to know that as soon as you left, I popped your daughter's trunk!

    Walter: Oh, shit.

  • Zack: Maybe now's a good time to talk about the rules in my room.

    Crawl: Rules?

    Zack: Rule number 1: Don't touch anything.

    Crawl: And what's rule number 2?

    Zack: There's only one rule. Don't touch anything!

  • Crawl: Have you ever heard of the tooth fairy?

    Zack: No.

    Crawl: I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you.

  • Rebecca Warner: No. Travis you just get out!

    Travis: You can't talk to me like that.

    Crawl: No, but I can.

    [elbows Travis in the stomach, then punches him in the face, making him fall to the ground]

    Crawl: Majored in karate for two semesters.

  • Walter: Well, now that that's all settled, I think my future son-in-law should carve the turkey.

    Rebecca Warner: Oh well you see, that's not necessary, because Crawl and I were never.

    Crawl: Sure about the wedding date. So we'll just give it some time and see how things go.

    Walter: Oh that's a hell of an idea. Hell of an idea!

  • Crawl: Let's just get the rules straight here. There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning, without my express written permission. OK cool. Carry on.

  • Crawl: My name's Crawl and I'm the RA. And you are? No wait, don't tell me. Sally? Jessie? Raphael?

  • Crawl: Where are you from?

    Becca: South Dakota

    Crawl: Fresh off the farm, oh my God, I can't believe it. Right across the hallway. Hallelujah. So you're inbred?

    Becca: What?

    Crawl: You know, where your mom's your dad, and your dad's your brother.

  • Crawl: Chickens You guys have chickens? I love chickens! Are they extra crispy or original recipe?

  • Crawl: Going into European Studies, buddy.

    Crawl: I mean, cruising around Europe, backpacking, right ?

    Crawl: Munchin' on ch-ch-ch-cheese, a little vino.

  • Crawl: You have got charisma!

    Becca: What's that?

    [referring to the tool in Crawl's hand]

    Crawl: It's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion.

  • Crawl: Middle America ripping the fields, oooh.

  • Crawl: [sees Walter Sr. widdling on the porch] Oh, my God, it's Bartles or James. Dude, which one are you?

  • Becca: [crawl coming out of the dressing room at the store] What are you wearing?

    Crawl: Cheek-chillers, you likes?

    Becca: I hates.

  • Crawl: [to Becca during the Halloween party] Let me guess miss your mom dad, brother, dog, boyfriend. practically everything you can think of back home. Am I right?

  • Zack: Why do they call you Crawl?

    Crawl: Because that's how I used to get home my freshmen year.

  • Crawl: [to Travis] You're too late. Yeah, a couple weeks ago at school I already asked Bec to marry me.

  • Crawl: Cutting some corn. Cutting some corn. Can I get some butter please?

  • Crawl: Hey, hey Becca! Steven Tyler PJs. Steven Tyler PJs.

    Becca: [chuckles] That's great Crawl.

    Travis: Rebecca. Rebecca are you listening?

  • Walter: Uhh do you have a screw driver?

    Crawl: Sorry, all out of vodka!

  • Crawl: Your PC got harshed, right, 'cause your system heaps at the wrong parameter.

    Crawl: So l toasted the dated directory, tweaked the P-RAM and reglazed your subroutine.

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