Piers Cuthbertson-Smyth Quotes in Spice World (1997)

Piers Cuthbertson-Smyth: [after Posh and the 2 young fans fall into the Thames] I want a close up of that wet infant!

Jess: Look, Piers, I'm only getting you shouting.

Piers Cuthbertson-Smyth: Well, shush then!

Piers Cuthbertson-Smyth: [singing while inquiring of three getting in on one ticket] Tonight is the night when three become one.

Piers Cuthbertson-Smyth: But you do like boys, don't you, Geri?

Ginger Spice: C'mon.

[Sarcastically]

Ginger Spice: Is the Pope a Catholic?

Piers Cuthbertson-Smyth: Apparently he is, yes.

Male Reporter: [the next day] And now, the latest news concerning the Spice Girls have questioned the religious conviction of the Pope, but suggesting that he might not be Catholic. We asked the Bishop of Candlemen what he thought.

Bishop: It's a terrible suggestion! Almost blasphemous! Of course the Pope's a Catholic, otherwise he wouldn't've been invited to become Pope, would he? I'd like to know what evidence the Spice Girls have to support these allegations! I really would!