Tadd Quotes in Ten Inch Hero (2007)

Tish: [Two hot guys walk in. Tish pushes Piper away] I got this one. What can I do for you two?

Tadd: We phoned it in. Two spicy Italian subs.

Tish: How big?

Tadd: Ten inches.

Tish: Total?

Tadd: Each, of course.

Tish: [sighs, slides them their subs] I'm Tish.

[the boys pay and leave]

Tadd: [Priestly gives him his food] Nice hair.

Priestly: [Mocking Tish] Thanks, Taddley.

[Bats his eyelashes]

Tish: [Tadd walks in after hours] Tadd.

Tadd: Tish.

Tish: So what can I get for you tonight?

Tadd: An order to go.

Tish: What do you want?

Tadd: You.

Jen: [sighs dreamily. They both look at her] Sorry. Just living vicariously. Ignore me.

Tish: Well, look, um... With men, I've never had a, you know, a full-on...

Tadd: Does tha work on stupid guys?

Tish: Yeah, usually.

Tadd: You ready to go, then?

Tish: Look, why don't you and Brad just admit that the girl's unnecessary and get on with it?

Tadd: What are you talking about?

Tish: Are you so far in the closet you can't see the light? You and Brad are hot for each other. You just use the girl to pretend you're straight.

Tadd: [Grabs her and throws her against the wall] You listen to me. I'm no fag. I was captain of the football team in high school.

Tish: Let me guess: you were a tight end, always too afraid of becoming a wide reciever? Why don't you just be a man and admit what you are? No one cares that you're gay.

[Tadd smacks her]