Customer on Cell Phone Quotes in Ten Inch Hero (2007)

Customer on Cell Phone: [On the phone] What? What is, what is my problem? My problem is that we got married in the first place. That's what my problem is.

Customer on Cell Phone: I ordered a, uh, 12-inch veggie sub.

[Holds up a six-inch sub]

Customer on Cell Phone: Does this look like 12 inches to you?

Jen: No, I...

Tish: [Walks over] You know how girls are no good with measurements.

[Holds up the other half of his sub]

Tish: My last boyfriend told me that this *was* twelve inches. So go figure.