Elijah C. Skuggs Quotes in Freaked (1993)

Elijah C. Skuggs: [the EES board has turned into a giant shoe; imitating Ed Sullivan] That's a really big shoe...

Elijah C. Skuggs: A lot of milkmen on the same route. No wonder they fight.

Elijah C. Skuggs: Styrofoam cup!

Elijah C. Skuggs: Do I seem like a weirdo?

Ricky Coogan: Nope. You seem like a regular dumbshit old redneck to me.

The Bearded Lady: When I arrived here, I was nothing like I am now. I was confused; a walking contradiction, and I was so full of questions.

Elijah C. Skuggs: [flashback] You know, you'd be better off without a dick.

The Bearded Lady: [grunts angrily]

Elijah C. Skuggs: Hey, you can keep the beard.

[they hug]

Elijah C. Skuggs: There are no weirdos here!

[very loud]