Margo Brofman Quotes in Switch (1991)

Fur Protestor: Do you know how many poor animals they had to kill to make that coat?

Margo Brofman: Know how many rich animals I had to fuck to get this coat?

Steve Brooks: I don't believe it. I'm sitting with three beautiful woman who said they hated me. I got to be dreaming.

Margo Brofman: We still hate you.

Felicia: We decided you should be punished for the way you treat woman.

Liz: Oh, yeah, men like you just have to be stopped.

Steve Brooks: And how are you going to stop me?

Margo Brofman: We're going to kill you.

Steve Brooks: Oh, what a way to die.

Margo Brofman: All right, you want me to tell you why you couldn't handle it?

Amanda Brooks: Unless you'd like me to jump off the fucking roof.

Margo Brofman: She's gay.

Amanda Brooks: No kidding.

Margo Brofman: And you are a macho, homophobic...

Amanda Brooks: Homophobic!

Margo Brofman: Yes, and gay male or female scares the living hell out of you.

Amanda Brooks: Right.

Margo Brofman: Where are you going?

Amanda Brooks: To jump off the fucking roof.

Margo Brofman: I should be so lucky.

Margo Brofman: Who are you?

Amanda Brooks: What did you do with the gun?

Margo Brofman: Who the hell are you?

Amanda Brooks: Oh, take a good look, Margo. You know, they say the eyes are the window to the soul, huh? Look into my eyes, Margo. Whose soul do you see? It's me, Margo. Steve.

Margo Brofman: You're crazy.

Amanda Brooks: You know, I picked you because you're a lot smarter than those other two bimbos. Also you believe that fag psychic of yours; told you you were Helen of Troy in another incarnation. The way I figure it, Margo, you'd have no trouble believing that I am the late, great Steven Brooks, your ex-lover, reincarnated as a gorgeous female. Look deep, Margo.

[kisses Margo and she faints]

Amanda Brooks: You better believe it, Slick.

Margo Brofman: Good morning.

Amanda Brooks: What's so fucking good about it?

Margo Brofman: You're in a great mood. What's the matter? Got your period?

Amanda Brooks: I should be so fucking lucky.

Margo Brofman: Yeah? What happened?

Amanda Brooks: [lights a cigar] It's a long story.

Margo Brofman: Just give me the punchline.

Amanda Brooks: [puffs] I lost my virginity.

Margo Brofman: Obviously without your consent.

Amanda Brooks: I passed out; I don't remember anything.

Margo Brofman: Who's the unlucky man?

Walter Stone: Hi, Margo.

Margo Brofman: Walter! It's not exactly Romeo and Juliet, but then I always say, to each his own.

Amanda Brooks: Think I'd look good in something like that?

Margo Brofman: There's not much you wouldn't look good in.

Amanda Brooks: I bet you say that to all the boys who become girls.