Walter Stone Quotes in Switch (1991)

Amanda Brooks: Jeez, did you check out that ass? Boy, how'd you like to give her a punch in the pants, huh, Walt?

Walter Stone: Oh, no, you're not gay are you?

Amanda Brooks: Pal, if I'm gay, Clint Eastwood is a transvestite.

Amanda Brooks: You look like shit, pal.

Walter Stone: You don't look too good yourself. You all right? You're red. Got a fever or something.

Amanda Brooks: Probably too much rouge. Got to be a fucking Rembrandt to put on makeup.

Amanda Brooks: I'm Steve's sister.

Dream Girl: He never told me he had a sister.

Amanda Brooks: I'm his half-sister.

Dream Girl: He never told me he had half of a sister.

Amanda Brooks: We're looking for Steve, we don't know where he went. He said he was gonna chuck it all, like Gauguin.

Dream Girl: Who?

Walter Stone: Gauguin. He's an artist who went to Tahiti.

Dream Girl: I thought you said you didn't know where he went.

Amanda Brooks: Yo, Walt, checkout the headlights on the blonde. How'd you like to play "hide the salami" with that for about a week? Ugh, but not me Walt, you. What, you don't think that's a perfectly legitimate question?

Walter Stone: Coming from a guy, maybe.

Margo Brofman: Good morning.

Amanda Brooks: What's so fucking good about it?

Margo Brofman: You're in a great mood. What's the matter? Got your period?

Amanda Brooks: I should be so fucking lucky.

Margo Brofman: Yeah? What happened?

Amanda Brooks: [lights a cigar] It's a long story.

Margo Brofman: Just give me the punchline.

Amanda Brooks: [puffs] I lost my virginity.

Margo Brofman: Obviously without your consent.

Amanda Brooks: I passed out; I don't remember anything.

Margo Brofman: Who's the unlucky man?

Walter Stone: Hi, Margo.

Margo Brofman: Walter! It's not exactly Romeo and Juliet, but then I always say, to each his own.