Tadashi Quotes in Big Hero 6 (2014)

Hiro: [meeting Tadashi's friends] Honey Lemon? Go Go? Wasabi?

Wasabi: [frustrated] I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time, people. ONE TIME!

Tadashi: [chuckles] Fred's the one who comes up with the nicknames.

Hiro: Uh, who's Fred?

Fred: [appears behind Hiro in his mascot costume] This guy! Right here!

[Hiro yelps and jumps back in alarm]

Fred: Uh-uh! Don't be alarmed.

[opens up the costume's mouth to reveal his face]

Fred: It's just a suit. This is not my real face and body.

[shakes Hiro's hand]

Fred: The name's Fred. School mascot by day. But by night...

[Fred does several impressive moves with the sign he's carrying]

Fred: I am also the school mascot.

Hiro: So what's your major?

Fred: No, no, no. I'm not a student. But I am a MAJOR science enthusiast.

[He sits down and picks up a comic book with a shapeshifter on the cover]

Fred: I've been trying to get Honey to develop a formula that can turn me into a fire-breathing lizard at will. But she says that's, "not science."

Honey Lemon: It's-it's really not.

Fred: Yeah. And I guess the shrink ray I asked Wasabi for isn't "science" either, is it?

Wasabi: Nope.

Fred: Well then, what about, invisible sandwich? Imagine eating a sandwich, but everyone just thinks you're crazy!

Wasabi: Just stop.

Tadashi: You better make this up to Aunt Cass before she eats everything in the cafe.

Hiro: [not really listening] For sure.

Tadashi: And I hope you learned your lesson, bonehead.

Hiro: [faces him, looking honest] Absolutely.

Tadashi: [realizes he's lying, frustrated] You're going bot fighting, aren't you?

Hiro: [casually] There's a fight across town! If I book, I can still make it!

[He grabs his battle bot and starts to leave. Tadashi grabs him and turns him back around]

Tadashi: [exasperated] WHEN are you going to do something with that big brain of yours?

Hiro: What? Go to college like you? So people can tell me stuff I already know?

Tadashi: [hurt by Hiro's words] Unbelievable.

Tadashi: Wow, a lot of sweet tech here today. How are you feeling?

Hiro: You're talking to an ex-bot fighter. Takes a lot more than this to rattle me.

Go Go: Yep, he's nervous.

Fred: Oh, you have nothing to fear, little fella.

Honey Lemon: He's so tense.

Hiro: No, I'm not!

Honey Lemon: Relax, Hiro. Your tech is amazing. Tell him, Go Go.

Go Go: Stop whining. Woman up.

Hiro: I'm fine!

Wasabi: What do you need, little man? Deodorant, breath mint, fresh pair of underpants?

Go Go: Underpants? You need serious help.

Wasabi: Hey, I come prepared.

Fred: I haven't done laundry in six months. One pair lasts me four days. I go front, I go back, I go inside out, then I go front and back.

[Wasabi dry-heaves]

Tadashi: Wow, that is both disgusting and awesome.

Go Go: Don't encourage him.

Fred: It's called recycling.

Hiro: [feeling Baymax's exterior] Vinyl?

Tadashi: Yeah. I'm going for a non-threatening... huggable kinda thing.

Hiro: [amused] Looks like a walking marshmallow.

[to Baymax]

Hiro: No offense.

Baymax: I am a robot. I cannot be offended.