Table 9 Quotes in The Wedding Singer (1998)

Robbie: [singing] You love her/ but she loves him/ but he loves somebody else/ you just can win/ and so it goes until the day you die/ this thing called love is going to make you cry. I hate you/ I've had the blues the reds and the pinks/ One thing's for sure.

[holds microphone to fat man]

Fat Man: Love stinks?

Robbie: Love stinks/ Yeah yeah

[holds microphone to fat man]

Fat Man: Love stinks!

Robbie: Love stinks/ Yeah, yeah

[holds microphone to lady with sideburns]

Sideburns Lady: Love stinks.

Robbie: Love stinks. Yeah yeah.

[holds microphone to table 9]

Table 9: Love stinks.

Robbie: Love stinks/ Yeah yeah.

[Bride's father punches Robbie, Robbie falls back on a table. Bride's father jumps on him and pushes and pulls him]

Robbie: Love stinks/ Love stinks/*Love stinks!*