Mr. Simms Quotes in The Wedding Singer (1998)
Mr. Simms Quotes:
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[at a job interview for a bank]
Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?
Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
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Ball: What you sayin'? We dead, motherfucker?
Mr. Simms: VERY!
Bulldog: Motherfucker bullshit! If we dead then what we doin' in a funeral home with your crazy ass?
Mr. Simms: This ain't no funeral home! It ain't the Terror Dome, neither! Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers!
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Mr. Simms: After you killed Crazy K, a few of his boys killed you! I guess you didn't make it!
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Mr. Simms: I'll tell you about Clarence here along the way - unless, of course, you're scared.
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Mr. Simms: Death... it comes in many strange packages.
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Mr. Simms: Don't worry. You'll get the shit. You'll be knee-deep in the shit. I've got it hid. There's so much... I couldn't even lift it all myself.
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Mr. Simms: Oh, I must say, I don't think you can reform those types. No - you just kill them.
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Mr. Simms: I have some iodine in the lab.
Stack: Hey, man! I don't need nothing from no house of dead folks! Besides, I ain't no baby!
Mr. Simms: Of course you're not.
Ball: Sure looked like one when that door swung open!
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Mr. Simms: It's here, in the coffins! WHERE ELSE would I hide it?
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Mr. Simms: [after telling Crazy K's story] You see, those types can't be rehabilitated... you just kill them.
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