Salesman Quotes in Serendipity (2001)

Eve: Prada! Ooh! Prada! I love this stuff!

Salesman: That's 20 bucks.

Sara: Eve, that's a horrific knockoff! At least my knockoff says 'Pradi,' yours says 'Prado!'

Eve: Well, I say for a dollar I can buy a magic marker and fix it. I'll take it!

Salesman: [Helping the guys pick out clothes] Hey, I know big, and you my friend... are *big*.

Fat Albert: ...and Fat, I'm Fat Albert.

Salesman: Well, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be... *big* Al.

Salesman: [after adding up the prices of clothes that Fat Albert tried on] That'll be $10,428 and 22 cents.

Fat Albert: Uh, I... I don't have any money.

Salesman: Why didn't you tell me that?

Fat Albert: You didn't ask.

[the salesman grabs back his clothes]

Hitchhiker: Well, that'll be fifty bucks.

Salesman: Fifty bucks! I thought you said twentyfive?

Hitchhiker: Well I'm only fifteen. You wouldn't wanna have it know that you raped a fifteen year old child.

[defeated, he turns to the camera, Oliver Hardy style]

[the salesman thinks Joe is a gigolo]

Salesman: [whispering in Joe's ear] As long as the lady is paying for it, why not take the Vicuna?

Salesman: Oh, this is not good...

Salesman: When's the last time you heard somebody say 'hang tough'?

Lustig: [Over radio] What did you say?

Salesman: Nothing.

Lustig: [Over radio] What did you just say?

Salesman: [Taken aback] Um... nothing?

Old Woman: Is he picking a fight?

Salesman: [Karl is sniffing Terry's address book] Karl what are you doing?

Karl Hochman: [stops] Um... the woman that bought the Paper Warrior today, she forgot her address book and I was thinking about going down there and...

[smiles]

Karl Hochman: returning it.

Salesman: How did I get lucky enough to find you? That is a terrific gesture.

Karl Hochman: It'd be a real pleasure.