Stoner Quotes in San Andreas (2015)

Lawrence Hayes: OK, who wants an "A" in independent study? I'm starting a new class: "how to save lives by hacking media outlets".

Stoner: Hell yeah man, I'm in.

Lawrence Hayes: Sweet bro. Get your laptop, let's go.

Matthias: Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah".

[Everyone gasps]

Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!

Matthias: Making it worse? How could it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" once more...

[Gets hit with a rock]

Jewish Official: Right! Who threw that? Come on, who threw that?

Stoners: She did! She!

[Suddenly speaking as men]

Stoners: Him! Him. Him.

Jewish Official: Was it you?

Stoner: Yes.

Jewish Official: Right...

Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah".

[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]

Jewish Official: Stop it! Stop! Stop, will you... stop that!

[Jumps angrily]

Jewish Official: Stop it! Now look: no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, do you understand? Even - and I want to make this absolutely clear - even if they do say "Jehovah".

[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]

Stoners: Gotcha!

Stoner: Rude fuckin' doll.