Spitzer Quotes in Camp (2003)

Ellen: Thirty foot rule?

Spitzer: What's that?

Ellen: Means Michael has to stay thirty feet away from him until we find out if he's straight or gay.

Jill: Don't worry. You're only a few pounds heavier then Ellen.

Spitzer: I think I've met your sister, Cinderella.

Spitzer: My junior prom I stayed home with a roll of cookie dough and TV-Land.

Shaun: I watched my junior prom from outside in the bushes for three hours.

Spitzer: Oh, that's so Stella Dallas!