Laurie Strode Quotes in Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

Laurie Strode: You failed, Michael. Want to know why? Because I'm not afraid of you. But what about you? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid to die, Michael?

Laurie Strode: I'll see you in hell.

[falls to her death]

Laurie Strode: I knew you'd come for me sooner or later. What took you so long?

Laurie Strode: Are you afraid of me, Michael?

[first lines]

Laurie Strode: You've heard of the tunnel. The one we all go through sooner or later. At the end, there's a door. And waiting for you on the other side of that door is either Heaven or Hell. This that door.

Laurie Strode: [to Michael as she dies] I'll see you in Hell!

Tommy Doyle: I heard that on Halloween night, the boogeyman comes out at night and attacks kids.

Laurie Strode: He likes to eat little boys like you.

Laurie Strode: [after Michael shows her an old photo of the two of them; unaware he is her brother] I don't understand!

Laurie Strode: [after talking to Annie on the phone] Guess what, Tommy.

Tommy Doyle: What?

Laurie Strode: Lindsay Wallace is coming over!

Tommy Doyle: What? She can't come over here! What if the guys see her?

Laurie Strode: So?

Tommy Doyle: One, she's a girl. Two, she's not a boy. And three, she smells like you.

Laurie Strode: This is going to be a long night.

Tommy Doyle: For the both of us.

Laurie Strode: [crying] Was that the boogeyman?

Dr. Samuel Loomis: As a matter of fact... I do believe it was.

Lynda: You know what that dried up fucking bitch did?

Laurie Strode: What?

Lynda: Calls my dad and tells him what I said. Yeah, that C-U-N-T needs to get laid.

Laurie Strode: What did your dad say?

Lynda: Oh, who cares? I'll just give him the little sweetie pants princess suck up routine: "Daddy's little pookie would never say something like that!"

Laurie Strode: [screaming and grabbing Tommy] IT'S THE BOOGEYMAN!

[last lines]

Laurie Strode: [bashing in wall] Open!

Norma Watson: Oh. Miss Tate. I didn't mean to make you jump. It's Halloween. I guess everyone's entitled to one good scare.

Laurie Strode: I've had my share.

Laurie Strode: My brother killed my sister.

Will Brennan: How did he do that?

Laurie Strode: With a really big, sharp kitchen knife.

Laurie Strode: How about you? Are you tired of my bullshit?

Will Brennan: I'm a counselor; I'm attracted to it.

Laurie Strode: Okay, John. I know that you get your smart mouth from my side of the family, so I'll cut you a break.

Laurie Strode: [it's just her and Michael left at the school] MICHAEEEEL!

Will Brennan: What should I do?

Laurie Strode: Try to live.

[Laurie, Will and the kids have just survived from Michael]

Will Brennan: Who was that?

Laurie Strode: My brother.

Laurie Strode: I'm not who you think I am.

Will Brennan: Okay. Who are you?

Laurie Strode: My name's not Kerri Tate.

Will Brennan: Oooh. What is it?

Laurie Strode: Laurie Strode.

Will Brennan: Strode?

Laurie Strode: Strode. I changed my name when I went into hiding.

Will Brennan: Oh, I like that. That's like... like... like the Witness Protection Program. What did you, like, rat out the mob, or something?

Laurie Strode: My brother killed my sister... when she was 17.

Will Brennan: Well, that's... suck-y. How'd he do that?

Laurie Strode: With a really big, sharp kitchen knife.

Will Brennan: That's terrible. Take off your clothes.

Laurie Strode: You said you'd listen.

Will Brennan: Okay.

Laurie Strode: They locked him up for a long time, but he got out and... he came after me. But I got away. But he killed a lot of my friends. It happened -...

Laurie Strode, Will Brennan: -On Halloween.

Laurie Strode: You've heard the story.

Will Brennan: Who hasn't? Michael Myers. It's like 20 years ago, right?

Laurie Strode: 1978.

Will Brennan: And the girl that... What happened to the sister? She died, right?

Laurie Strode: No. She faked her death... and, now, she's the head mistress of a very posh, secluded private school in Northern California.

Will Brennan: What?

Laurie Strode: Hoping and praying every year... that her brother won't find her.

Will Brennan: You're telling me the truth?

Laurie Strode: Now, do you want a drink?

John: [His mother won't let him go away on an overnight school camping trip] Dad would let me go.

Laurie Strode: Well, *Dad* is an abusive, chain smoking, methadone addict.

John: Who would attract someone like that?

Laurie Strode: Ouch.

John: And to think *he* left *you*!

Laurie Strode: John! I know you get your smart mouth from my side of the family. But point check, you're going too far!

Laurie Strode: My name's not Keri Tate.

Will Brennan: Oooh, what is it?

Laurie Strode: Laurie Strode.

Will Brennan: [laughs] Strode?

Laurie Strode: [yelling outside her house, drunk] Hey, world! Guess what. I'm Michael Myers' sister! I'm so fucked!

Annie Brackett: Look at me. What is going on? Let me just call my dad, okay? We can talk to him.

Laurie Strode: You know what? I have a message for your dad. Tell him that Angel says "fuck you"!

Annie Brackett: Who is Angel? Laurie!

Deborah Myers: You know who I am, Angel. Now, repeat after me: I love you, Mommy.

[Laurie being held down by young Michael in her mind]

Deborah Myers: I LOVE you, Mommy.

Laurie Strode: [Laurie stops struggling and whispers... ] I love you, Mommy.

Laurie Strode: [walking around the hospital] I-I need something for my head!

[pause]

Laurie Strode: [yells out] HELLO?

Jimmy: God, they should have handled him more carefully.

Laurie Strode: Who?

Jimmy: Michael Myers.

Laurie Strode: Michael Myers?

Jimmy: Yeah, he's the guy who was after you tonight.

Laurie Strode: You mean from the Myers House? That little kid who killed his sister? But he's in a hospital somewhere!

Jimmy: He escaped last night.

Laurie Strode: How do you know?

Jimmy: It's all over the radio. Television too, it's on right now.

Laurie Strode: [gasps] Why me? I mean, why *me*?

Sam Loomis: I'm sorry I left you. Are you all right?

Laurie Strode: Why won't he die?