Spits Quotes in Gladiator (1992)

Spits: I'll catch you on the greasy side.

Spits: I got a pseudonym too. Spits.

Miss Higgins: That's a nickname. It has a meaning Leroy. And I hesitate to think how you got it.

Spits: Did I say something?

Tommy Riley: Yeah, you said something.

Spits: Wow, that's funny. You're a comedian, huh?

Shortcut: Well, he don't look like much.

Spits: He not much. He's just a funny boy.

Shortcut: Oh, yeah?

Spits: Yeah.

Shortcut: You funny, boy? Well come on. Make me laugh.

Tommy Riley: I don't want any trouble.

Shortcut: That's too bad, funny boy. See, trouble be my middle name.

Spits: Trouble be his uh, pseudonym.