Son Writer Quotes in Radioland Murders (1994)

Wild Writer: What if the wife smashes him over the head, with a frying pan, and then chops him up into hundreds of tiny pieces with her shiny new carving knife?

Father Writer: No, I don't think so.

Son Writer: It's a family show!

Wild Writer: Okay, then what if she does it to the whole family?

Roger: [at the typewriter] So, he kisses the moose, and then...

Son Writer: And then he says what?

Father Writer: 'Oy, I kissed a moose.'

Female Writer: Hold it.

[to the typist]

Female Writer: Husband says, 'Darling, you can't leave. What would it take to make you stay?'

Father Writer: She says, 'Try chloroform.' *Ha! Ha!*

Son Writer: This isn't a comedy.

Female Writer: That wasn't a joke.

Father Writer: So, The Black Whip hits him over the head with his log!

Son Writer: Dad, he doesn't have a log, he has a whip. If he had a log, he would be known as The Black Log.