Father Writer Quotes in Radioland Murders (1994)
Father Writer Quotes:
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Wild Writer: What if the wife smashes him over the head, with a frying pan, and then chops him up into hundreds of tiny pieces with her shiny new carving knife?
Father Writer: No, I don't think so.
Son Writer: It's a family show!
Wild Writer: Okay, then what if she does it to the whole family?
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Roger: [at the typewriter] So, he kisses the moose, and then...
Son Writer: And then he says what?
Father Writer: 'Oy, I kissed a moose.'
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Female Writer: Hold it.
[to the typist]
Female Writer: Husband says, 'Darling, you can't leave. What would it take to make you stay?'
Father Writer: She says, 'Try chloroform.' *Ha! Ha!*
Son Writer: This isn't a comedy.
Female Writer: That wasn't a joke.
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Father Writer: So, The Black Whip hits him over the head with his log!
Son Writer: Dad, he doesn't have a log, he has a whip. If he had a log, he would be known as The Black Log.
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