Smithee Quotes in Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)

[a duck takes a dip into the pool]

Dargis: [shoos away the duck] You savage beast! How dare you! Get out of here! Smithee! There's something in the pool, Smithee!

[Smithee comes with a towel]

Dargis: [dries himself] There's a duck in my pool, Smithee! A duck!

Smithee: A duck, sir?

Dargis: Filthy wild animal soaking itself in my pool. What do you intend doing about it?

Smithee: I shall... speak to the duck, sir? Oh by the way, the solicitors are here for the reading of Lady Eleanor's will.

Dargis: Excellent. In a few moments I'll be the master of this entire state. And from this day on things will be done my way.

Garfield: Hey, Mario Andretti. You're driving on the wrong side of the road, and I've got an entire pie in my stomach.

Smithee: Don't worry, Prince. You'll feel better when we get back to Carlyle.

Garfield: Bus driver, pull it over. I've got a pie belch coming that might break windows.

[burps loudly]

Garfield: Aaahh.

[Smithee stops in front of Carlyle Castle, gets out, and opens the door for Garfield]

Smithee: Come on, Prince.

Garfield: [gets out of the car] Yeah, yeah, I used to be known as Prince, but you can just call me, Ga - r - field.

[awestruck by the castle]

Garfield: Wow. Get a load of this dump.