Dargis Quotes in Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)

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Dargis Quotes:

  • Prince: So it's hide-and-seek you want to play? Alright, I'll count to 100.

    [Rommel barks]

    Dargis: Hello, Rommel!

    Prince: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

    [Dargis continues walking with Prince in the basket]

    Prince: 35, 36, 37, 38...

    [Dargis approaches the river]

    Prince: 96, 97, 98, 99, 100. Alright, fair warning. Ready or not, here I co - - me!

    [Dargis throws the basket in the river with Prince in it]

    Dargis: Bon voyage, Prince!

    Prince: Oh, dear me. I may have misjudged the old boy. Perhaps he is somewhat of a scoundrel. After all, this is *not* the way one plays hide and seek.

  • [a duck takes a dip into the pool]

    Dargis: [shoos away the duck] You savage beast! How dare you! Get out of here! Smithee! There's something in the pool, Smithee!

    [Smithee comes with a towel]

    Dargis: [dries himself] There's a duck in my pool, Smithee! A duck!

    Smithee: A duck, sir?

    Dargis: Filthy wild animal soaking itself in my pool. What do you intend doing about it?

    Smithee: I shall... speak to the duck, sir? Oh by the way, the solicitors are here for the reading of Lady Eleanor's will.

    Dargis: Excellent. In a few moments I'll be the master of this entire state. And from this day on things will be done my way.

  • Garfield: Look at this room, for example. How are you gonna liven this place up?

    Winston: But sire, this castle is centuries old.

    Garfield: It's a museum. It's boring. And you know what's missing when your crib is a museum? It's called fun!

    Winston: Fun?

    Garfield: It's not that hard, you just need a running start at something. Just... whoa...

    Winston: This is gonna end up so badly.

    [Garfield slides across the floor and bumps into a table which sends a flower vase falling to the floor]

    Garfield: It was already cracked.

    Winston: Ha-ha. Nothing escapes you, sire.

    Garfield: Yeah, I like the way this feels. You slide, baby. Whoa...

    [knocks over a china vase and breaks it]

    Garfield: D'uh oh.

    Winston: Don't worry about that. That one was cracked as well.

    Garfield: [leans against a statue] Oh, I can relax. Oops.

    [the statue tips over, knocking down all the other statues in succession]

    Dargis: [enters the museum] What the... Oof!

    [last statue falls on Dargis]

    Dargis: Smithee! Get this thing off me!

    Garfield: Oh, let's go try another room.

    Winston: Good idea, sire.

  • [after being locked in a dungeon by Dargis]

    Garfield: [from inside a sack] You creep!

    Dargis: There's more than one way to skin a royal cat!

    Garfield: I'm not a royal cat, I'm a self-centered house cat! Wait!

    [gets out of the sack and runs to the door]

    Garfield: Why, you think I'm gonna crack in here? Uh-uh. No. This is gonna be a treat. I'm finally gonna have some quality alone time. I'm gonna write that novel I've been putting off. I'm gonna learn a couple of foreign languages, I'm gonna start a whole new workout regimen. I'm gonna lose all this. Get myself in top physical condition... thank you! Yeah, I love it here. You've done me an enormous favor. Who's laughing now?

    [laughs timidly]

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