Meenie Quotes in Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)

Preston: It's the real Prince. The genuine article.

Prince: Yes, my friends, I have returned to you at this, our darkest hour. So tell me Winston, what exactly is Lord Dargis up to?

Winston: He intends to level our homes and kill us all.

Prince: O... kay. Well, in that case, I decree that we pack our bags and get our scraggy bottoms out of here. Perhaps to the castle next door.

Garfield: [turns to leave] Oh boy.

Nigel: Well, that was inspirational.

Bolero: Brilliant.

McBunny: I am so fired up.

Garfield: [walking back] You know, I believe we can do better.

Preston: I thought you were leaving.

Garfield: Hey. Button the beak, Froot Loops, or I'll stick that thing on backwards. Look, Lord Doofus is just another bully. And what do we do to bullies?

Meenie: Well, generally, we run from them.

Garfield: [confident] No, we don't leave. We stand and we kick royal butt. Trust me, if you beastsssss can bake a two-cheese lasagna, you can beat Dargis.

Preston: Well, do you have a plan, Garfield?

Garfield: Tell you what. For the duration of this battle I would prefer to be called "G-Cat". And *we*...

[indicating Prince]

Garfield: ... have *two* plans.

Prince: [realizing] Oh teamwork.

McBunny: Keep still. They're reading Lady Eleanor's will.

Christophe: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Eenie: I can't watch. If Lord Dargis gets the estate, we're done for!

Meenie: We're done!

McBunny: Quiet!

Nigel: You chaps know me, I'm no snob, right? But this cat is too much.

Preston: That is an embarrassment to our whole way of life.

Nigel: He's a disgrace to the furry race. "My pillow isn't soft enough, my TV remote won't work..."

Winston: Don't get your knickers in a twist. I know he's a pain in the neck but we just gotta keep him safe till Monday.

[ducks trumpet]

Garfield: Yeah, my loyal and fragrant subjects. Please, thank you. Briefly, I hate Mondays. I hate 'em. Therefore I decree, from this day forward, there will be no more Mondays.

Eenie, Meenie: What?

Garfield: Got it? Today is Tuesday, then. Happy Tuesday, everybody.

Christophe: Yeah, I think he's lost it.

Winston: Like I said, we just gotta keep him safe till Tuesday.