Side Kick Simon Quotes in Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (2013)

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  • Side Kick Simon: We've got a text here from Joy in Diss who says "An easy way to solve the problems in Israel"

    Alan Partridge: A thorny issue

    Side Kick Simon: "would be for Judaism and Islam to merge."

    Alan Partridge: Yeah, I wouldn't hold your breath.

    Side Kick Simon: Well, they both hate pigs.

    Alan Partridge: True enough.

    Side Kick Simon: You could call it Jislam.

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