Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall) Quotes in That Darn Cat! (1965)

Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): Good night, old woman, I can't hear a word you're saying, but whatever it is, I disagree with you one hundred percent!

Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): [immediately after Kipp MacDougall left the house to snoop, Wilbur MacDaogall went to the telephone, to call the police, on her!] I always say, if you got a duty, you ought to do it.

Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): [speaking to the telephone operator] Get me the police.

Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): [after operator connected him to the police] Police? I want to report a prowler. Yeah, he's dressed like an old woman. Running around, looking in windows. No telling what he's up to. Yeah, and tell your men to be careful. He's dangerous!

[Patti picked up the spare micrphoned cat collar and takes Ingrid to another room, in their house, for Zeke Kelso to find her, with the FBI locating device]

Ingrid Randall: [Ingrid speaking with microphoned spare cat collar] Mister Kelso... if you don't mind, let's get going.

Zeke Kelso: Be patient, it's not nine o'clock yet.

Ingrid Randall: [just as Zeke Kelso sneezed] Let's get going.

Zeke Kelso: [Zeke Kelso acted as he thought the cat really spoke English] Now, wait a minute. Let's pull ourselves together, here a minute.

Ingrid Randall: [louder and angrily] Patti, you little wretch, let m out of here, I'm suffocating!

Zeke Kelso: Oh.

Ingrid Randall: [Ingrid angrily pounds on the closet door] Hey!

[Ingrid pounds on the closet door again]

Ingrid Randall: Let me out of here!

Zeke Kelso: I'll get you out. Patti's gone to the movies.

Ingrid Randall: Gone to the movies?

Zeke Kelso: There's something that seems to be stuck here.

Ingrid Randall: Well, open it. There's no air, I'm suffocating!

Zeke Kelso: Yeah, well don't worry, I'll go get a screwdriver.

Ingrid Randall: I'm suffocating! Get me out of here!

Zeke Kelso: [DC starts to leave the house] I'm sorry, I've got to follow it.

Ingrid Randall: Don't you dare follow that cat! Let me out of here! There's no air!

Zeke Kelso: I'll be back. Probably just an hour or two. Lie down on the floor, there's usually more air down there.

[Zeke Kelso then tried waving air through the door, to Ingrid]

Ingrid Randall: I'm gonna scream!

Zeke Kelso: Worst thing you can do. It uses up all the air.

Kipp MacDougall(Mrs. MacDougall): [Ingrid Marshall screamed extremely loud and hard] I distinctly heard a woman scream.

Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): Right.

[Wilbur MacDougall grabbed Kipp MacDougall's arm to keep her at the kitchen sink]

Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): If you don't keep away, you're going to hear another.

Zeke Kelso: [DC left the house, while Zeke Kelso on dis-connecting the closet door hinges, that Ingrid was apparently locked in] Okay, push.

[the closet door opens, knocking Zeke Kelso onto the bed, behind him]

Zeke Kelso: I'd have that latched fixed. Especially, if you go in there a lot. Excuse me, but I've got to run. I just hope I haven't lost the cat.

Ingrid Randall: [as Ingrid catches her breath, she speaks irately] Go ahead and follow that cat. And when you find him, do me a favor. The both of you just stay there!

Zeke Kelso: [shortly after Zeke Kelso freed Ingrid Marshall from the locked closet, he starts his search for DC, and DC is next to a motor cylist, that is about to start the engine] Oh!

[Zeke Kelso's remark was from the motorcycle starting]

Zeke Kelso: [the motorcycle driver, starting its engine almost broke, injured or deafened Zeke Kelso's ear drum]