Wilbur Turnblad Quotes in Hairspray (2007)

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Wilbur Turnblad Quotes:

  • Wilbur Turnblad: [to Tracy] This is America, babe, you gotta think big to be big.

    Edna Turnblad: Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur.

  • Wilbur Turnblad: [to a sobbing Edna, who thinks he's been cheating on her] Honey, took me five years to figure out you were flirting!

    [softly]

    Wilbur Turnblad: How could I ever?

  • Edna Turnblad: First the hair, now this?

    Wilbur Turnblad: But, all the kids are battin' up their hair now, hon.

    Edna Turnblad: [to Wilbur] You're no help.

    Tracy Turnblad: It's ratting, daddy.

    [to Edna]

    Tracy Turnblad: And our first lady, Jacqueline Kennedy does it!

    Edna Turnblad: I don't believe that.

    Tracy Turnblad: What do you mean you don't believe that? How else would it look that way?

    Edna Turnblad: I believe that it is naturally stiff.

  • Wilbur Turnblad: This heart only beats for size 60.

  • Velma Von Tussle: Incredible! I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse!

    Wilbur Turnblad: Obtuse?

    Velma Von Tussle: Yes, obtuse!

    Wilbur Turnblad: I flunked geometry...

    Velma Von Tussle: ...yes, and biology too, no doubt!

  • Amber von Tussel: I lost, Mom. Let's just deal with it!

    Velma Von Tussle: [as she pulls the tallies out of her dress] You did not lose! You can not have lost because I switched the damn tallies!

    Edna Turnblad: [standing behind a live television camera] Smile, Miss Crabcakes! You're on Candid Camera!

    Wilbur Turnblad: That was a good shot! Don't you think?

  • Wilbur Turnblad: [to Edna, as she resists the urge to jump onto the stage and dance] Do it now! Or forever wish you had!

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