Shepherd Wong Quotes in What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)

Shepherd Wong: I'm dying. Call my rabbi.

Shepherd Wong: I didn't order any fumigation! It's Wing Fool, you fat! I mean... it's Wing Fat, you fool!

Shepherd Wong: You interrupt Shepherd Wong? That's the thing to do?

Shepherd Wong: [reviewing a lineup of girls in his harem, each elevated on pedestals and visible on camera from the waist down] Loin, flank, sirloin. Why, this is the best shipment of meat we've had this year!

Shepherd Wong: You want egg salad, I'll give you egg salad! Did you bring the mayonnaise?

Suki Yaki: Mayonnaise?

Shepherd Wong: I told you to take a jar!

Suki Yaki: Boy is he weird.

Shepherd Wong: Oh, nevermind. If there's none on board, forget it. We'll use Miracle Whip. Heee-yee-hee-hee-ha-ha!

Shepherd Wong: That's too bad. I was going to marry her. I already put a deposit on twin cemetery plots.