Wing Fat Quotes in What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)

Wing Fat: Don't tell me what I can do, or I'll have my mustache eat your beard.

Phil Moscowitz: [while printing the microfilm code] And now I will read you some ancient erotic poetry. "There once was a man from Nantucket..."

Wing Fat: You fool! You're leading me on.

Phil Moscowitz: How do I know after I give you the recipe you won't kill me.

[runs his finger over his throat]

Wing Fat: Kill you? Come on.

[opens jacket]

Wing Fat: Does this look like the body of a killer?

Phil Moscowitz: I thought you said you loved me!

Wing Fat: I love you in my own way.

Wing Fat: This is my mother. We're very close. Isn't she sweet? And the best thing about her is: she can really take a punch.

[punches her]

Wing Fat: [Surrounded by Shepard Wong's henchman] Ha, ha, ha! The joke's on you, I threw that suitcase overboard to my henchman. He's right out there!

Guy On The Boat: Hey boss! Hey Boss! I got the bag! Oh, I'm such a terrific henchman!